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      08-28-2018, 04:13 PM   #51613
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Wife came home last night, "Do you like my braid?"

"Well, come over here, I can't see it."

When she got there, I grabbed it, pulled her into my crotch, and started dry-humping like no tomorrow.


She didn't find it as amusing as I did
That's solid husbandry right there.
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      08-28-2018, 06:24 PM   #51614
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Wife came home last night, "Do you like my braid?"

"Well, come over here, I can't see it."

When she got there, I grabbed it, pulled her into my crotch, and started dry-humping like no tomorrow.


She didn't find it as amusing as I did
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That's solid husbandry right there.
That's an interesting choice of a word (being the nerd I am). It refers to the careful management of resources (typically).

I feel like Wade isn't too concerned with the "conservation" of his "resource"...

I'm surprised I beat bimmette to this. I see this as a general win in my books.
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      08-29-2018, 02:17 AM   #51615
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A couple meet first time.

M: Whats your job?
F: Im a model at IG. You?
M: I am a soldier at Call of duty.
F: Thats no job.
M: Yeah, you got it.

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      08-29-2018, 01:40 PM   #51616
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That's an interesting choice of a word (being the nerd I am). It refers to the careful management of resources (typically).

I feel like Wade isn't too concerned with the "conservation" of his "resource"...

I'm surprised I beat bimmette to this. I see this as a general win in my books.
au contraire, I AM concerned with "conserving" the resource of having a wife And bodily parts. . .
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au contraire, I AM concerned with "conserving" the resource of having a wife And bodily parts. . .
Hmm, I was thinking more of the bodily fluid "resource", but I can see how it can be read this way too.
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      08-29-2018, 05:39 PM   #51618
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Hmm, I was thinking more of the bodily fluid "resource", but I can see how it can be read this way too.
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Randomly found Morgan 1898 silver dollar and 1923 peace dollar in my old stuff kinda cool
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      09-16-2018, 01:32 AM   #51620
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Randomly found Morgan 1898 silver dollar and 1923 peace dollar in my old stuff kinda cool
Cool story bro
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      09-16-2018, 01:35 AM   #51621
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I thought so original apperance of antman and double issue with captain America and iron man also.
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      09-18-2018, 02:03 AM   #51622
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Got caught !


What has she stolen, fu@king narnia!
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      09-24-2018, 09:59 AM   #51623
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Soooo, my company offers a job in Everett/WA for a limited period of time.
Considering this seriously, moving from Germany to the US would be provided by employer.
Any pros or cons from locals to Everett or ya lot here?
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Everett is pretty ghetto middle-south. North Everett is old and bit better but would choose to live in another area, Edmonds, mukilteo. I live in lake Stevens just east.
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If this goes really onto the run, I would check your destination. Hence I have no clue about the height of rent rates for apps...what should be the average and whats too high?
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That I dont know been in house for 20 plus years
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As of Wednesday of last week, I am free of the tyranny of child support. $600/month raise!

disclaimer: I am not discounting taking care of my children. This will always be a thing until I die. I am, however; no longer giving someone else money under the ruse of it going toward financially aiding my mini, but now adult little Judy's.
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Party @ Judy's this weekend!!!!!
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Time for a new car!
Although it will happen, not the game plan. The game plan is to pay everything off by spring and be debt free. Pump some money in to the house with some remodeling goodness, landscaping etc. then sell it to make a little cash. Then move to an area with better financial opportunities and start life over debt free and with a few $100K in my pocket to invest. Possibly start my own venture, not sure yet. Considering a chauffeur business close to an airport. I still have about 3 years to get everything going but the youngest turning 18 and getting his mother's fat little fingers out of my back pocket was step one.

......I am looking at 4matic GLK 350's, not sure if I'll keep the E93 or not. From a personal standpoint I'd like to have an SUV and a convertible coupe, but from a financial standpoint it's cheaper just to have the daily driver.

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Party @ Judy's this weekend!!!!!
Until the past year, my house was typically the party pad almost nightly. All my friends are married so my place was the spot where they would end up minus the wives.
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I hate these boring ass yearly company training seminars we have to sit in for 8 hrs 3 days this week ugh!
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I hate these boring ass yearly company training seminars we have to sit in for 8 hrs 3 days this week ugh!
We expect to see more of you on bimmerpost for the next several days

I have harassment training tomorrow afternoon. . .
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I have harassment training tomorrow afternoon. . .
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Thank god I don't have to sit through that bs.
It doesn't help when the lady giving the seminar has issues with being too cold so she decided to turn the heater on and now it's warm and toasty and now I'm freaking falling asleep
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