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      01-25-2022, 07:06 PM   #903
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This should be in the LOL Pic Thread
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Suck or blow ! you can't do both !

A wise women quoted.
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      01-26-2022, 01:57 AM   #906
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Suck or blow ! you can't do both !

A wise women quoted.
What about squeeze and bang?
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      01-26-2022, 03:10 AM   #907
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"The only impossible journey is the one you never begin." Tony Robbins
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"Cats have intense curiosity, overcome by only their total lack of interest."
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Found an old quote made by me on an old message board when I was about to get rid of my 2006 E60 M5.....ended up trading the E60 in for the truck in my signature. Then traded the truck for my F10 M5. Now in the process of stepping out of my F10 into a new vehicle. Just found the comment funny.
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The harder I work the luckier I get...........

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In god we trust all others pay cash

My father in law............
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Men are like linoleum/vinyl flooring. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.....
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Leeeeeeeeeet's Make a Dope Deal!

"He's gonna shoot the works! What balls he has, ladies and gentlemen!"

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Men are like linoleum/vinyl flooring. Lay them right the first time, and you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.....
Don't I know it.....
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      01-26-2022, 06:26 PM   #916
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"He's gonna shoot the works! What balls he has, ladies and gentlemen!"

- Bob Bitchen [Cheech & Chong]
I met Bob and his wife Jody a number of years ago at a boat show in San Diego. He has had a hell of a life. This is his website: https://latsatts.com/ If I remember correctly he started Biker magazine, and a few others including Lattitudes and Attitudes, which he sold but then got back due shady shenanigans from the guys who purchased it from him. (There is much more to that story...) Heck of a nice guy, and a sailor, which I like and how I found out about him through Lats and Atts.
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'He's the angriest man you'll ever meet - he's like a man with a fork in a world of soup'
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"He's gonna shoot the works! What balls he has, ladies and gentlemen!"

- Bob Bitchen [Cheech & Chong]
Do you know who this? no, who is this is? Bye bye lard ass.........................
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      01-27-2022, 03:53 PM   #919
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Me: No, I'm sorry, I am busy this moment. Please submit a Support ticket
User: It will be real quick, i'm sure you know the answer
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      01-27-2022, 04:22 PM   #920
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Do you know who this? no, who is this is? Bye bye lard ass.........................

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[from every Users that walks into my office]User: Do you have a quick second?
Me: Today is one question only day. The answer is yes. Unfortunately, that's your one question for the day.

I gave up caring for Lent a few years ago.....
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      01-27-2022, 07:50 PM   #922
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Me: Today is one question only day. The answer is yes. Unfortunately, that's your one question for the day.

I gave up caring for Lent a few years ago.....
New material for Users...thanks for sharing, im sure they will be ecstatic.
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I wish the makers of Avocados would add new toys!
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