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      01-27-2016, 11:58 AM   #22045
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Which one?
I still have the snow one as my desktop.

I need a spring time one now.
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      01-27-2016, 12:26 PM   #22047
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I still have the snow one as my desktop.

I need a spring time one now.
The snow pic is from River Run village at Keystone Colorado.

I tend to not travel much in the spring, but i'll have a look to see what i've got.
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      01-27-2016, 12:30 PM   #22048
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The snow pic is from River Run village at Keystone Colorado.

I tend to not travel much in the spring, but i'll have a look to see what i've got.
I'll be there in spring, so you can just take pictures of me in my swim thong instead.
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The snow pic is from River Run village at Keystone Colorado.

I tend to not travel much in the spring, but i'll have a look to see what i've got.
I love tulips. If you have a prairie setting or a field of tulips that would be so amazing.
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I'll be there in spring, so you can just take pictures of me in my swim thong instead.
You can pose on Biorin if you like. Maybe i'll make a video of you thrashing around in the woods on her while in your thong.
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You can pose on Biorin if you like. Maybe i'll make a video of you thrashing around in the woods on her while in your thong.
Getting all excited just thinking about it. Must include bacon and bacon accessories.
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I'll be there in spring, so you can just take pictures of me in my swim thong instead.
I'm picturing a strapless mankini...
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I'm picturing a strapless mankini...
Not sure if I should feel flattered or concerned that you actually pictured me in a mankini....
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I'm picturing a strapless mankini...
Afterwards will forever be dubbed as "The Axkini".
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Afterwards will forever be dubbed as "The Axkini".
This is actually a hilarious idea, that I really wouldn't mind seeing if I can have someone make me an awesome kini that hasn't been done before.


I know mama Lups crochets or something, but I don't think that'd be very water resistant.
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This is actually a hilarious idea, that I really wouldn't mind seeing if I can have someone make me an awesome kini that hasn't been done before.


I know mama Lups crochets or something, but I don't think that'd be very water resistant.
Go natural....

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I fucking wish I had chest hair that majestic.


I just have a luscious pectoral V that ramps down to my ball fro.
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How about both?

http://www.autoevolution.com/news/ex...016-79330.html

Not sure how legit this is, but there was an i8 that had another dino motor (S63?) retrofit. May have seen that on BP.

As for the F13...the power delivery at 4000+ is stunning.
Perhaps I can poll the i8 board and find a doner vehicle.

The F13 is stunning and deceptively fast. I went to the M5 launch in Spain and was impressed with the twin turbos. Though I prefer NA, the power potential of FI is too much to ignore.
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GF is heading in to work, so it's not drinking alone if the dog is in the house. Right? I thought so, thanks guys. Totally rhetorical post.
On a side note New Orleans is on fire, where's Sara?
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Not sure if I should feel flattered or concerned that you actually pictured me in a mankini....
Those two are not mutually exclusive, you know...
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      01-27-2016, 02:37 PM   #22062
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Perhaps I can poll the i8 board and find a doner vehicle.

The F13 is stunning and deceptively fast. I went to the M5 launch in Spain and was impressed with the twin turbos. Though I prefer NA, the power potential of FI is too much to ignore.
It might be cheaper to buy a crate S65!

If you change out to less restrictive downpipes and exhaust, the turbos spooling up really come through. I picked up Krapula today and took the long way home...hitting the straight on ramp, I'm reminded just how quickly I can get into trouble with this car.
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      01-27-2016, 06:08 PM   #22063
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It might be cheaper to buy a crate S65!

If you change out to less restrictive downpipes and exhaust, the turbos spooling up really come through. I picked up Krapula today and took the long way home...hitting the straight on ramp, I'm reminded just how quickly I can get into trouble with this car.
It is surprisingly cheap to buy S85s now. A 6L bored and stroked now cost about $30,000 and with an output of over 600HP.

I like the idea of a crate S65 with VT2 Supercharger taking it to 650+ HP along with the DCT. Next I'd decouple the automatic engagement of the electric motors and leave it to the driver to manage engagement. I'd eliminate the back seats to make certain the S65 had adequate cooling and clearance with the supercharger.

Welcome to the new M8. With manual engagement of the edrive...novices need not apply!

Now, about that doner i8...

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Enjoy.

From Holland near Zandvoort. Tulips and Fast Cars!!
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It is surprisingly cheap to by S85s now. A 6L bored and stroked now cost about $30,000 and with an output of over 600HP.
And here I am thinking the Dollar Tree is cheap.



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And here I am thinking the Dollar Tree is cheap.
Says the man driving the 612!!
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