Ask a Black person anything? (Paul Mooney Style)

UncleWede · 04-26-2016, 05:36 PM

Where Are My Assless Chaps????!!!!!!!

1MOREMOD · 04-26-2016, 05:46 PM

I'm wearing them to mow the lawn

jtodd_fl · 04-26-2016, 05:48 PM

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I'm wearing them to mow the lawn

At least tell me you have a riding mower?

1MOREMOD · 04-26-2016, 05:49 PM

Push.

UncleWede · 04-26-2016, 06:02 PM

and very low catcher, I presume

kprocivic · 04-26-2016, 06:02 PM

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I'm wearing them to mow the lawn

i'd hit it bare.

UncleWede · 04-26-2016, 06:03 PM

ASSLESS chaps because rocks on grass

M3 Number 86 · 04-26-2016, 07:07 PM

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And the fact that this Asian guy (me) can tell the difference between black Americans vs someone who is 2nd generation Ethiopian vs other kids who have immigrant parents from Africa. Like akon. Lol

I went to an an African/French wedding and I sat with the uncles and aunts. He asked me if I ate red meat I said yes so he passed raw chunks meat. Dip it in hot sauce and eat with bread straight up raw. With beer made with honey. It was pretty good. That's drastically different from fried chicken and gumbo lol

i think most people can tell the difference with any race/nationality.

Even if no accent? Doubt most white people could of he was wearing a hoodie.

ASBSECU E93 · 04-26-2016, 09:08 PM

Does this link work...?

If so, you're welcome

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/s6ew40...k-people-pt--1

ASBSECU E93 · 04-26-2016, 09:10 PM

...and you're welcome.....AGAIN

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/ycvwzl...k-people-pt--2

Verbiage · 04-27-2016, 06:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Does this link work...?

If so, you're welcome

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/s6ew40...k-people-pt--1

You were the professor of African American studies, weren't you...

ASBSECU E93 · 04-27-2016, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Does this link work...?

If so, you're welcome

http://www.cc.com/video-clips/s6ew40...k-people-pt--1

You were the professor of African American studies, weren't you...

Professor of Street knowledge

Aatish · 04-27-2016, 08:11 AM

M3 Number 86 · 04-27-2016, 07:34 PM

Here's my nice African plate.

ASBSECU E93 · 04-27-2016, 11:35 PM

beane pie anyone..?

F30lolz · 05-02-2016, 08:52 PM

Ever take another man's cornbread?

iron_man · 05-02-2016, 09:01 PM

Do black guys not like when black girls date a white guy?

ASBSECU E93 · 05-02-2016, 10:01 PM

Verbiage - True story....

I lived in a RURAL and economically depressed area of Eastern NC for a little while when i was about 7 years old. When I say RURAL....I mean Egypt adjacent!!

Our neighbors (A large family of black tobacco farmers) lived in the house down the road from us. We had a couple of large dogs (100 lb Black Lab and 120 lb Doberman) who would wander the woods and often fight with each other. As with most folks of color (a rumor mind you) - the neighbors were ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of the dogs, especially when they'd see the dogs fight each other. This was typically over scraps they threw out.

The neighbors house was also on the way to/from work. One day - I was coming home from school and the dogs were fighting in their yard. My mother - all 100 lbs of her - jumped out of the car and grabbed these dogs, yanked them apart, and started beating the snot out of them. All the while the neighbors were on top of their cars and had run into the house.

About a week later - one of the older neighbor kids was talking to me and said, your mama is a bad ass white woman

bimmette · 05-02-2016, 11:51 PM

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Do black guys not like when black girls date a white guy?

Good question.

Taskmaster · 05-03-2016, 12:12 AM

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Do black guys not like when black girls date a white guy?

I don't care, people can do whatever they want.

Larger story to go with* this, but I'm on my phone.

kprocivic · 05-03-2016, 12:35 AM

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Do black guys not like when black girls date a white guy?

Generally guys don't care, but black women, oh yea, they aren't to fond of that.

Verbiage · 05-03-2016, 05:58 AM

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Do black guys not like when black girls date a white guy?

White guys can have them. Most times, their level of ghetto supersedes my tolerance.

I prefer women of ethnicities other than my own, anyway.

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