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      06-11-2014, 11:53 AM   #661
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my new girl is just thicker all around...she getting plastic surgery as we speak
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^^^^ even if you had BOTH of those cars at the same time, toothdoc still wins...
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^^^^ even if you had BOTH of those cars at the same time, toothdoc still wins...
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      06-11-2014, 03:44 PM   #664
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here is my ex...she has a wide rear
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my new girl is just thicker all around...she getting plastic surgery as we speak


My favorite so far!
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      06-11-2014, 10:50 PM   #666
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That and before they have kids. I would go dress shopping (I know never go shopping with your wife , but if you want her looking good) with my wife and pick out the dresses I wanted her to wear, this worked well until she had kids and whole maternal/I can not look sexy with kid thing started.
My wife gave me three kids. Right after the kids, she wore baggy clothes and felt insecure and wore swimsuits with the skirts and stuff. She lost the baby weight, exercised, cleaned the house, (no house cleaners, cookers, or nannies BTW), and now that the kids are older she is doing Yoga and stuff. She looks like she did in college - about 105 pounds. Actually, in college she was only 98 pounds at her lightest. I remember that summer we did a lot of outdoor activities.

A lot of women think they can eat 2500-3000 calories a day and maintain their figures. The truth is, even an active woman at this type of body weight can only consume about 1500 calories a day. That's just a whopper and fries FOR THE WHOLE FREAKING day. So my wife skips breakfast, has a light lunch and a light dinner and a glass of wine at night. No snacks. That's tough to do day in and day out especially after eating like a pig during pregnancy.

I'd post pictures of my kids, but you guys might be too attracted to my little daughter and that would be a little creepy.
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I'd post pictures of my kids, but you guys might be too attracted to my little daughter and that would be a little creepy.
No, pls do.. love mixed kids. Promise no pedo here

I was at chicago 97-00 ..there were no girls that looked like your wife. She must have been an undiscovered hairy stick animal or something.. pls tell me she didn't look anything like that back then?
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I'd post pictures of my kids, but you guys might be too attracted to my little daughter and that would be a little creepy.
Come on. OT can be pretty low but not that low.

Well, on second thought, there's a few guys here that I'm not too sure about.
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      06-12-2014, 08:06 AM   #671
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Hey toothdoc if you dont mind me asking where did you get your D.M.D/D.D.S and are you two specialists or GPs? Must have been nice to be a campus couple during dental school
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      06-12-2014, 08:18 AM   #672
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Come on. OT can be pretty low but not that low.

Well, on second thought, there's a few guys here that I'm not too sure about.
I'm more worried about Lups than anyone else on here.....





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Come on. OT can be pretty low but not that low.

Well, on second thought, there's a few guys here that I'm not too sure about.
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My wife gave me three kids. Right after the kids, she wore baggy clothes and felt insecure and wore swimsuits with the skirts and stuff. She lost the baby weight, exercised, cleaned the house, (no house cleaners, cookers, or nannies BTW), and now that the kids are older she is doing Yoga and stuff. She looks like she did in college - about 105 pounds. Actually, in college she was only 98 pounds at her lightest. I remember that summer we did a lot of outdoor activities.

A lot of women think they can eat 2500-3000 calories a day and maintain their figures. The truth is, even an active woman at this type of body weight can only consume about 1500 calories a day. That's just a whopper and fries FOR THE WHOLE FREAKING day. So my wife skips breakfast, has a light lunch and a light dinner and a glass of wine at night. No snacks. That's tough to do day in and day out especially after eating like a pig during pregnancy.

I'd post pictures of my kids, but you guys might be too attracted to my little daughter and that would be a little creepy.
3 kids? Did she breastfeed? Are her boobs fake? I'm going to breastfeed when I give birth next month but I am terrified of how it's going to affect the way my breasts will look afterwards. Your wifes look way too perfect for 3 kids lol.
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definitely got the boobs did, but she looks freaking badass for having 3 kids.....

post pics of kids btw....
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3 kids? Did she breastfeed? Are her boobs fake? I'm going to breastfeed when I give birth next month but I am terrified of how it's going to affect the way my breasts will look afterwards. Your wifes look way too perfect for 3 kids lol.
Post pics of boobs for accurate assessment.
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      06-12-2014, 12:13 PM   #678
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Toothdoc, where is your wife from?
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      06-12-2014, 02:05 PM   #680
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Well, on second thought, there's a few guys here that I'm not too sure about.
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      06-12-2014, 05:22 PM   #681
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breast feeding is the fastest way to lose the baby fat. . . but your SO will be jelly and you won't want anyone near your nipples. Lanolin is safe to put on and not harm the baby while feeding.
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Less talking and more milfs plz
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