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      12-14-2015, 05:15 PM   #2069
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I didn't realize we were all opening gifts sssooooo... To my secret Santa - thank you... It's what I always wanted... My own Ferrari F12 Berlinetta...

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      12-14-2015, 05:20 PM   #2070
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      12-14-2015, 05:25 PM   #2071
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When the weather gets out of below freezing, I shall take the car out onto my deck for a test drive...
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      12-14-2015, 05:33 PM   #2072
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shoei Judging by the tree, that is almost kart-sized car!!!
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      12-14-2015, 05:34 PM   #2073
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I came home to an envelope in my mailbox and a box on my doorstep. I opened the envelope first because I figured it was something boring like bills or spam and the box was clearly from amazon. To my surprise, it contained the following awesome little gadget with a note!



But if this was from my secret Santa, then what's in the box?







No better reason.



A chipotle burrito?!?

Quick, he needs air!



IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE! Seriously it's suuuper soft.



Thanks Secret Santa!
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      12-14-2015, 05:39 PM   #2074
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I don't know, with those horns it looks kinda satanic.
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      12-14-2015, 05:41 PM   #2075
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shoei Judging by the tree, that is almost kart-sized car!!!
I'm a single guy with no kids who's never home (just on the weekends) - I need a low maintenance tree that won't combust in flames while I'm out of town... Don't hate on my tree, damnit !!!
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      12-14-2015, 07:24 PM   #2076
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I didn't realize we were all opening gifts sssooooo... To my secret Santa - thank you... It's what I always wanted... My own Ferrari F12 Berlinetta...

Your Secret Santa asked me to inform you in case you didn't receive the note that as per your kind request, a donation (Lego) was made to Toys for Tots.
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      12-14-2015, 07:42 PM   #2077
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I think he's not posting it all, I feel like some explanation should go with this all.
Oops, i forgot the personal note that Santa wrote to me....


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      12-14-2015, 08:25 PM   #2078
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Oops, i forgot the personal note that Santa wrote to me....


See I knew it! The guys got this wrong!

I know Santa is a bit old and he just had picked up to wrong translation mindset. Today's world everybody is on fifty this and shades that so poor Santa just got confused.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      12-14-2015, 10:29 PM   #2079
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Reporting for duty as usual.
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      12-14-2015, 10:35 PM   #2080
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Oops, i forgot the personal note that Santa wrote to me....


I do believe something penned by such a famous Santa Finn should be framed and placed upon a wall.
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      12-14-2015, 11:03 PM   #2081
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I do believe something penned by such a famous Santa Finn should be framed and placed upon a wall.
Hey now, you make me blush!
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      12-14-2015, 11:15 PM   #2082
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Hey now, you make me blush!
Ironic.... that's what i named my new riding light.... The Blush Maker.
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Ironic.... that's what i named my new riding light.... The Blush Maker.
I think we two deserved each other in the Santa contest. We both meant well with parking sensors and biking kits and the world just doesnt understand us!
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      12-14-2015, 11:39 PM   #2084
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I think we two deserved each other in the Santa contest. We both meant well with parking sensors and biking kits and the world just doesnt understand us!
Parking and biking is serious business. Noobs need not apply.
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I dunno what you two are mumbling about... I have a Ferrari... In fact, I think i should go park it in the garage under the M...
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      12-15-2015, 12:04 AM   #2086
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I dunno what you two are mumbling about... I have a Ferrari... In fact, I think i should go park it in the garage under the M...
You probably should!

That was a cool gift too. Any boy would love one.
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      12-15-2015, 03:10 AM   #2087
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Got this note on a velvet blue bag, and felt a long tube. Was really starting to worry after seeing the dildo on the m4.

But, luckily this was inside.
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      12-15-2015, 06:33 AM   #2088
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How exactly does a stick massage?
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      12-15-2015, 07:01 AM   #2089
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Got this note on a velvet blue bag, and felt a long tube. Was really starting to worry after seeing the dildo on the m4.

But, luckily this was inside.
Those are awesome. Had one for a few years now.
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      12-15-2015, 07:13 AM   #2090
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How exactly does a stick massage?
Very well actually.
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