[6times7]

Originally Posted by Brigand

This thread is very much like one of those arguments you get in with mates at 4am when utterly pissed.

So true!


Brigand for UK mod #1!

[Tengocity]

Originally Posted by 6times7

So true!


Brigand for UK mod #1!

No way, that's like having Trump for President!

[BrennanF30]

Originally Posted by Tengocity

I have 2 x 3 litres, and 1 X 2 litre (with electric motor)... so I've got some weird multi-penis shit going on, possibly one that's actually a cyborg penis

We call that a dog with 2 d1cks

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Originally Posted by Tengocity

No way, that's like having Trump for President!

I agree, I hate people, not anyone in particular, just everyone

My first act would to ban myself (again).

[BrennanF30]

Originally Posted by Brigand

Lol no tin foil hat required, some people are just delicate wallflowers

Theres nothing delicate about me, i know martial arts shit

[Tengocity]

Originally Posted by Brigand

I agree, I hate people, not anyone in particular, just everyone

My first act would to ban myself (again).

Me too... (some) individuals I like, people not so much.

[AndyEssex330d]

Originally Posted by MrChumley

I have a 2 litre engine and a huge penis. I just hope the new 3 litre won't cause any adverse effects

It doesn't, you have the same amount of room in both cars so I manage to get my huge penis in just fine

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Originally Posted by BrennanF30

Theres nothing delicate about me, i know marital aids shit

yeah I had heard you like receiving it more

[Kal101]

Originally Posted by Brigand

I agree, I hate people, not anyone in particular, just everyone

My first act would to ban myself (again).

Thought the dogging sub forum would have been first.

[rich100]

if brigand is taking over as moderator, on a point of detail I think this should be in the off topic section.

The thread title is very misleading

[BrennanF30]

Originally Posted by Brigand

yeah I had heard you like receiving it more

That doesnt even make sense hahaha

[sahajesh]

Originally Posted by Brigand

yeah I had heard you like receiving it more

In NFL speak, wide receiver or tight end?

[225]

Im lost now, are we saying we all hate the 2 inch mpeformance tat key covers or 3 inch ones which should be better because they are bigger or not?

[Ajs_435d]

There's only one way to settle this!

1. Basically buy some genuine BMW Screenwash
2. Drek or whatever the fuck he is called and casualgaysexllk get a litre of Screenwash each.
3. Both must become consume on the first whistle (gladiator style)
4. The first one to internally combust or produce a sludge is the loser, and the loser gets loads of M badges stuck on his car as punishment.

That is all, thank you Good night and God bless.

[Whyte901]

The great thread of 2017

[mcoops]

Just read every post in this and the thread that triggered it back to back, like some awful yet genius box set. I put it above Homeland but slightly below The Walking Dead.

[SkyJawa]

[SkyJawa]

[Goneinsixtyseconds]

[takumichinoku]

Casual. To be fair, you did shit on someone's for sale ad..if you was selling something and someone said it was shit then I'm sure you would be miffed. Just seemed like Drek was saying something the OP was probably thinking.

And yes, I do have the key case LOL.

Your a good member but starting a thread about it to put your side across wasn't the best idea imo.

And yes I will get that sticker ordered!

[bwrlane]

Have to admit I don't see it as you do. Whilst I am the first one to say everyone on here has a great car, I just find the dick waving no more than harmless banter. It's pretty blokey around here (are there any females?) and most remarks should be taken just as you would if it were a mate ribbing you down the pub.

Some people have been here a pretty long time and have got to know each other a bit (in the cyber-sense and in some cases, in reality), so remarks should be taken in that context.

Now I have a 330d and yes, am quietly envious of the folk who have a 335d or 340i, and occasionally I feel on the receiving end. But people genuinely don't mean any offence and don't want you to feel put down. Having said that I tend not to deal it out for precisely the reasons you give, but take it in the right spirit when other people do.

Now, given a bit of man logic*, I could easily make a case for the F31 330d being the best 3 possible. So could you with your 320d. It all depends on your priorities.

*- f31: looks like a fish with attitude, definitely the most beautiful shape
- 330d vs 335d: 330d clearly the purist choice, no xdrive bhp/kg close to 335d with mppk
- 330d vs 340i: 330d has low down grunt the 40i can't dream of and doesn't suck fuel like there's no tomorrow

Ergo f31 330d clearly the best.

All tongue in cheek. You could make a similar case for yours. Talk about not having to haul that elephantine 6cl steel lump (affects 50/50 weight dist and handling) and burn 20% more fuel when 90% of the time you never use the extra power. According to legend Chris Harris, the 320d is all the car - with all the performance - he needs. The 320d got 5 stars in Autocar. No other 3 did.

[SkyJawa]

Originally Posted by bwrlane

- 330d vs 340i: 330d has low down grunt the 40i can't dream of and doesn't suck fuel like there's no tomorrow

Just wondering if you've driven a 40i? I think its got bags of low down grunt (I came from a 330d!), it is in fact a very dieselesque style delivery for a petrol (sounds better tho ) as it has much more low down punch but plateaus higher up unlike the 35i which was stronger at the top end. In all scenarios its no worse than 10mpg less than my 330d which is hardly sucking fuel

To be honest though and I've said it to several people I've met off here, I don't get the whole 4/6 cyl thing. BMW make on the whole very good engines whatever they are. Several times now while shopping for metal I've compared specs and generally BMW are more powerful, better economy, faster 0-60 and less co2 than their rivals. Might have changed recently but certainly been the case for some time. Be happy with what you have