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      12-03-2015, 06:23 PM   #1
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      12-03-2015, 06:25 PM   #2
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I think they wanted to make a clean breast of things.
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      12-03-2015, 07:10 PM   #3
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You could have included a pic of some tits, like these:
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Baby sat the grandson, 18 months old, we'd been in the conservatory watching the birds on the feeder, chaffinch, goldfinch, robins, blue tits, great tits etc. obviously the only word he latches onto is tits.

His mum and dad come round to collect him and I decide to fess up "look he's been copying again and he seems to be saying tits...." . I paused waiting for the explosion when his mum says "that's nothing, nursary called to say he's been calling his play buddies douches" ,at which daddy looked very embarrassed.

Kids of today, 'douche', in my day it would have been twat.
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Much.

She must have terrible difficulty sleeping.
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      12-04-2015, 05:04 AM   #6
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She must have terrible difficulty sleeping.
She would if I were laying next to her
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I'd never leave the house.
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She would if I were laying next to her
You still snore like a drunken elephant then?


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She would if I were laying next to her
You still snore like a drunken elephant then?


Yup. Have the trunk as well. Ask Nick
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Yup. Have the trunk as well. Ask Nick
He's got at BBC
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