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      11-16-2019, 04:57 PM   #1
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I've plied her with alcohol and now she's asleep on the couch.

If I wake her there's no chance.

If I creep up I can have a ménage à one. Something at least.

But if I'm the one upstairs then I cop Child B being a dickhead at 630am.

Looking back, when I refused today's invitation to an all day mash-up on the basis of 'a kebab and smashing her senseless' I realise it was the wrong choice.

You did ask.
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I've plied her with alcohol and now she's asleep on the couch.

If I wake her there's no chance.

If I creep up I can have a ménage à one. Something at least.

But if I'm the one upstairs then I cop Child B being a dickhead at 630am.

Looking back, when I refused today's invitation to an all day mash-up on the basis of 'a kebab and smashing her senseless' I realise it was the wrong choice.

You did ask.
As a single man I understand little of this. Back to PoF... I will see what’s on offer

(PS I have no idea what PoF is, but a colleague asked, I am more of a Match.com man...)
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As a single man I understand little of this. Back to PoF... I will see what’s on offer

(PS I have no idea what PoF is, but a colleague asked, I am more of a Match.com man...)
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I've plied her with alcohol and now she's asleep on the couch.

If I wake her there's no chance.

If I creep up I can have a ménage à one. Something at least.

But if I'm the one upstairs then I cop Child B being a dickhead at 630am.

Looking back, when I refused today's invitation to an all day mash-up on the basis of 'a kebab and smashing her senseless' I realise it was the wrong choice.

You did ask.
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
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All went downhill the second they signed sideshow bob.
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