My 3 litre car is better than your 2 litre!?

rich100 · 02-09-2017, 02:22 AM

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These posts have a striking similarity to that guy about a year ago who kept on about driving performance cars but only at 30mph and asking continuous questions about lights...

Apologies if I have confused the two....

The Merc lover guy? He did cross my mind too!

Astute BMW. Couldn't remember the name before

darylrese · 02-09-2017, 02:55 AM

Is this thread still going? Jesus....

Ronstein · 02-09-2017, 04:48 AM

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Originally Posted by darylrese

Is this thread still going? Jesus....

No, it's a terrible nightmare you're having. You'll wake up in a minute

GOF_430d · 02-09-2017, 05:18 AM

Newbie here

I owned 320d convertible for 5 years and have just replaced it with a 430d convertible.
I miss the economy in the 320d but the 430d is a better car overall and sounds so much better.

Rukka · 02-09-2017, 05:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Caroline5

I assume you meant to say a PETROL head who prefers real DICK

He actually said "patrol" head. I was thinking he was more into "CHIPS" and we should then be starting another thread on Aviator Sunglasses

Rukka · 02-09-2017, 05:25 AM

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Originally Posted by GOF_430d

Newbie here

I owned 320d convertible for 5 years and have just replaced it with a 430d convertible.
I miss the economy in the 320d but the 430d is a better car overall and sounds so much better.

Welcome newbie

Unfortunately you've caught us in an intransigent moment - normal service will be resumed soon

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Ronstein · 02-09-2017, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Rukka

He actually said "patrol" head. I was thinking he was more into "CHIPS" and we should then be starting another thread on Aviator Sunglasses

So a 'Ray' ban as opposed to a 'Forum' ban

Rukka · 02-09-2017, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ronstein

So a 'Ray' ban as opposed to a 'Forum' ban

I see what you did there

Darth Helmut · 02-09-2017, 05:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Lobb

My petrol car is far better than your diesel crappy car.

No its not.

Rukka · 02-09-2017, 05:56 AM

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Yes it is!

I agree with Lobb

P1 PET · 02-09-2017, 06:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rukka

He actually said "patrol" head. I was thinking he was more into "CHIPS" and we should then be starting another thread on Aviator Sunglasses

Sorry Rukka. I'm not impressed with 440i. And it's not that fast too for 3 litre engine

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Rukka · 02-09-2017, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by P1 PET

Sorry Rukka. I'm not impressed with 440i. And it's not that fast too for 3 litre engine

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320dAsh · 02-09-2017, 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by JustChris

I nearly crashed today on the M5 heading south. There was a white 435D with...an M badge preceding the designation! Anyone here confessing?

I tried to get a photo but well yeah, that was dangerous. Then I tried to see any visible key or Mperf key case. I know he had one of the really shit ones.

...and a Rolex.

.......and a Rolex forum window sticker!!!

Hey, what's wrong with wearing a Rolex?

P1 PET · 02-09-2017, 06:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Rukka

Just drove the convertible. Disappointed.

.... I hate to say this to you openly.

Darth Helmut · 02-09-2017, 06:20 AM

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Originally Posted by 320dAsh

Hey, what's wrong with wearing a Rolex?

Nothing. It will probably go with the Del Boy large gold bracelet on the other wrist....

Blacktemplar · 02-09-2017, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by 320dAsh

Hey, what's wrong with wearing a Rolex?

In some people's minds, it means you are a horrible, showy trumpet. Who probably drives a 2L hearse and owns at least one alcantara key cover.

Real men wear a Casio*

* this may be an alternative fact. or as they're known on this side of the pond, a blatant lie

JustChris · 02-09-2017, 06:27 AM

So who here has a => 3L car.

All you 2995 and 2997 cc owners can sit down.

Mark and me are rocking 5L.

Fachhhht.

Blacktemplar · 02-09-2017, 06:34 AM

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Originally Posted by dopper99

Nobody mentioned 0-60.

That's all pub talk and top trumps stuff.

No, I think most people on here prefer the mid range pull and flexibility that the bigger engines offer.

You should try one and you'll realise what we're on about.

Really? When did you last try to woo a young lady with impressive 50-70 stats?

"'Ere darling, my motor has impressive mid-range torque and can execute a safe overtaking manoeuvre from 50-70 in 3.7 nanoseconds. Fancy a shag?" "Fuck off Quentin"

It's all about the 0-60 sprint (and don't try and confuse anyone with your new-fangled 0-100kph or Nm of torque.....)

"'Ere darlin' my motor thrusts to 60 in 1.4 seconds, your nipples'll be round your ears with the acceleration. Fancy a shag?" "I'm moist already big boy... talk torqes to me lover...."

Canary_Yellow · 02-09-2017, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Blacktemplar

Really? When did you last try to woo a young lady with impressive 50-70 stats?

"'Ere darling, my motor has impressive mid-range torque and can execute a safe overtaking manoeuvre from 50-70 in 3.7 nanoseconds. Fancy a shag?" "Fuck off Quentin"

It's all about the 0-60 sprint (and don't try and confuse anyone with your new-fangled 0-100kph or Nm of torque.....)

"'Ere darlin' my motor thrusts to 60 in 1.4 seconds, your nipples'll be round your ears with the acceleration. Fancy a shag?" "I'm moist already big boy... talk torqes to me lover...."

Haha!

I don't think there are many women that I would want to date that would give a hoot about 0-60 times to be honest.

Ronstein · 02-09-2017, 06:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Blacktemplar

Really? When did you last try to woo a young lady with impressive 50-70 stats?

"'Ere darling, my motor has impressive mid-range torque and can execute a safe overtaking manoeuvre from 50-70 in 3.7 nanoseconds. Fancy a shag?" "Fuck off Quentin"

It's all about the 0-60 sprint (and don't try and confuse anyone with your new-fangled 0-100kph or Nm of torque.....)

"'Ere darlin' my motor thrusts to 60 in 1.4 seconds, your nipples'll be round your ears with the acceleration. Fancy a shag?" "I'm moist already big boy... talk torqes to me lover...."

You've done this before, haven't you!!!

JustChris · 02-09-2017, 06:53 AM

Epic thread.

Teastons M3 Discount one has no chance.

Darth Helmut · 02-09-2017, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by JustChris

So who here has a => 3L car.

All you 2995 and 2997 cc owners can sit down.

Mark and me are rocking 5L.

Fachhhht.

To be fair, you need at least 5.0ltrs to propel yours;

(I assume at least 2.0ltrs is used to move the extra long badging)

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darylrese First Lieutenant 65 Rep 350 Posts Drives: BMW 320D LCI M Sport Join Date: Sep 2016 Location: Portsmouth, Hampshire iTrader: (0)	Is this thread still going? Jesus.... __________________ Current - BMW 320D LCI M SPORT Previous - BMW 320i XDrive M SPORT
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GOF_430d Lieutenant 289 Rep 501 Posts Drives: 430d convertible Join Date: Feb 2017 Location: London iTrader: (0)	Newbie here I owned 320d convertible for 5 years and have just replaced it with a 430d convertible. I miss the economy in the 320d but the 430d is a better car overall and sounds so much better.
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JustChris General 17488 Rep 25,114 Posts Drives: Tesla MYRWD Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	So who here has a => 3L car. All you 2995 and 2997 cc owners can sit down. Mark and me are rocking 5L. Fachhhht. __________________ My car made front page of Bimmerpost
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JustChris General 17488 Rep 25,114 Posts Drives: Tesla MYRWD Join Date: Jul 2013 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Epic thread. Teastons M3 Discount one has no chance.
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