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How did she know you were masturbating now?
Time to tape up the front camera on the phone.
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Just so you know wallets are on special offer at 99p at Aldi. 👍
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ROFLMAO!!! A while after my first wife passed from cancer I joined an online dating site. As a newbie my account got hammered by messages from "girls" who thought I was sexy and wanted to party with me in Vegas. All I had to do was pay for the air ticket to get them in from New Jersey/Ahole Alabama or wherever. Uh-huh. Didn't know my profile pictures looked so gormless.
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Along with a shed load of Nigerian princes trying to get some help to recover their billions.
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Or they convince you to send them dick pix... and the next call is from the girl's father, who says she's a minor and he will turn you over to the police unless you pay him. Here in the states, the girl and her father are often prison inmates running the scam on contraband cell phones they keep hidden in their prison wallets.
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I think I'm in there, as that really attractive woman at the bar has just given me a really gorgeous smile....I'm going to ask her to join us, Yes Neil, that's because she's a hooker....came the reply as I walked over to her.......Oh shit.
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