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      09-14-2018, 06:00 PM   #1
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Breastfeeding issues

2 of my mrs friends plus her sister are all feeding right now, not really a problem but I’ve always fancied a peek at their snorks over the years, mainly because they’re fit as fuck and all have ample assets.

Now they’re just wapping them out in my lounge and I feel the need to leave the room.

Baby stuff is shat.

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2 of my mrs friends plus her sister are all feeding right now, not really a problem but I’ve always fancied a peek at their snorks over the years, mainly because they’re fit as fuck and all have ample assets.

Now they’re just wapping them out in my lounge and I feel the need to leave the room.

Baby stuff is shat.

I can recommend a place to get some good socks if you like. Next day delivery may be a bit late though....
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2 of my mrs friends plus her sister are all feeding right now, not really a problem but I’ve always fancied a peek at their snorks over the years, mainly because they’re fit as fuck and all have ample assets.

Now they’re just wapping them out in my lounge and I feel the need to leave the room.

Baby stuff is shat.

I can recommend a place to get some good socks if you like. Next day delivery may be a bit late though....
Too small for me like.
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They’d be moaning about some pervy cunt looking at their tits.
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2 of my mrs friends plus her sister are all feeding right now, not really a problem but I’ve always fancied a peek at their snorks over the years, mainly because they’re fit as fuck and all have ample assets.

Now they’re just wapping them out in my lounge and I feel the need to leave the room.

Baby stuff is shat.

Good quality face cream can disguise any accidents......
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2 of my mrs friends plus her sister are all feeding right now, not really a problem but I've always fancied a peek at their snorks over the years, mainly because they're fit as fuck and all have ample assets.

Now they're just wapping them out in my lounge and I feel the need to leave the room.

Baby stuff is shat.

Good quality face cream can disguise any accidents......
Desperate times I've run out tonight
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Why don't you get some sneaky pics & we can see what all the fuss is about?
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The irony is that they're too sensitive/painful for anyone to touch. Mother Nature has a cruel sense of humour.
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2 of my mrs friends plus her sister are all feeding right now, not really a problem but I’ve always fancied a peek at their snorks over the years, mainly because they’re fit as fuck and all have ample assets.

Now they’re just wapping them out in my lounge and I feel the need to leave the room.

Baby stuff is shat.

Leave the room to crank one off?
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2 of my mrs friends plus her sister are all feeding right now, not really a problem but I’ve always fancied a peek at their snorks over the years, mainly because they’re fit as fuck and all have ample assets.

Now they’re just wapping them out in my lounge and I feel the need to leave the room.

Baby stuff is shat.

Leave the room to crank one off?
Lol
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That’s what Arlo or Nest Cams were invented for.
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Did you leave in an odd way making them all feel uncomfortable?
Takes a special kind of person to sexualise breast feeding. You are that special person.
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The irony is that they're too sensitive/painful for anyone to touch. Mother Nature has a cruel sense of humour.
That's where the sock comes in....
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That's where the sock comes in....
Yep can't 'beat' a good catchers mitt.

At least for th OP, it's a step up from checking out his sisters.
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That's where the sock comes in....
Yep can't 'beat' a good catchers mitt.

At least for th OP, it's a step up from checking out his sisters.
I don't have a sister!
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Did you leave in an odd way making them all feel uncomfortable?
Takes a special kind of person to sexualise breast feeding. You are that special person.
Cheers la.
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It’s pretty much this.

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Did you leave in an odd way making them all feel uncomfortable?
Takes a special kind of person to sexualise breast feeding. You are that special person.
Yep walking sideways holding a cushion in front
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