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      05-06-2021, 10:13 AM   #32737
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No 100pc not, I am neat as a pin. But if i leave, say a torch on the benchtop and go downstairs to get another tool, it'll vanish. She has put away the chopping board on me as I am cooking ffs. Even food, no rhyme or reason when she packs, just wherever i fits, same with cutlery.
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      05-06-2021, 10:18 AM   #32738
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OMG SFT. Mine just stuffs things ANYWHERE, doesn't matter where so long as out of sight and man, i dead set lose my shit at times.
My wife leaves a trail of destruction and haphazardly dropped shit in her wake that is so legendary, I call her "the Hurricane." You can no joke see the path she took as she entered the house from work. Shoes on the floor by the front door, a few steps later and her jacket is draped over the railing, 3 more paces and her purse is there on a side table, into the kitchen and there's her lunch bag on the counter, 3 feet down the counter there's a pile of papers she brought home, and finally her dirty lunch dishes on the counter NEXT to the sink as opposed to in the sink (let alone in the dishwasher).

So in my house I'm like your wife. I'm randomly stuffing her shoes, jacket, purse, etc. into whatever cubby hole I can find to make a point. You gotta ask yourself, are YOU "The Hurricane" in your relationship?
interesting my wife was a cleanliness freak. when she was a stay at home mom and I was at full time work and came home tired I was 'the hurricane' but she trained me so I became a clean freak and can't tolerate clutter or dirt.
Fast forward a few years and she started working full time she became 'the hurricane' as she couldn't care less where things went after a hard day's work.
We often laugh about how much of a slob she has become and how I adapted despite being tired to 'unhurricane myself' to keep her happy.
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      05-06-2021, 02:05 PM   #32739
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      05-06-2021, 02:22 PM   #32740
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No 100pc not, I am neat as a pin. But if i leave, say a torch on the benchtop and go downstairs to get another tool, it'll vanish. She has put away the chopping board on me as I am cooking ffs. Even food, no rhyme or reason when she packs, just wherever i fits, same with cutlery.
Hmm, OK, yeah so she's 100% just fucking with you. Trying to get you to snap. She's devilish. What's her end-game?

For what it's worth, I've totally put the cutting board away on my wife while she's still using it. LOL.
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      05-06-2021, 04:11 PM   #32741
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No m2 comp? Blaahhh.
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      05-06-2021, 08:27 PM   #32745
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      05-06-2021, 08:58 PM   #32746
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Not sure if this has been posted or not, but it's my recent favorite.
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Not sure if this has been posted or not, but it's my recent favorite.
The answer is always D.
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Must everything end with sex?
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      05-07-2021, 12:59 PM   #32750
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Must everything end with sex?
Well, let's hope so!
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Must everything end with sex?
I would certainly hope so. If it doesn't, I'm busy.
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      05-07-2021, 01:52 PM   #32752
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Sadly this is the caliber of todays youth.
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Something about that did not make me LOL, I think it was all of it.
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i lol'd. I'm surprised it took so little to crash that thing.
So little car control.
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