[jenshb]

Originally Posted by isleaiw1

I know you are new

*is* he really....though?

[Panchoa]

Originally Posted by isleaiw1

I know you are new and we dont really know much about you or this strange creature LFC, but remind me again, how much do they pay you to redo that render!

Tenants who decorate the house, ignore the rules, paint it like shit and then dispute your charge for putting the shit show right...

God its been a day that went through me!

I was going to ask about LFC too..... familiar but can’t quite place it

[KRS_SN]

whenever mrs is home and I come home and I try to open the front door it has the door chain on. Almost feels I'm denied entry into the house until she comes and let's me in.

[Blacktemplar]

A good steak and a bottle of red wine usually goes straight through me....

That and people who play it fast & loose with the positioning of apostrophe’s

[Cootie]

Originally Posted by speedski

Anything involving dentists.

Fortunately mine lets me wear noise cancellation headphones and doses me up on lots of anesthetic.

Needles, albeit much less so these days. I once had root canal treatment without anaesthetic in preference to having an injection...

Other than that the bizarre one is ticking clocks. Absolutely hate them, particularly in bedrooms.

[SuperHamz]

Leaving lights on in rooms that are empty.

Opening post/parcels and leaving the packaging on the floor instead of it going straight in the bin.

Pillows/cushions/throws - they serve no purpose other than to go on the floor when I need to sit on the sofa or go to bed.

Anyone messing with any of the settings in my car - apart from the passenger seat adjustment, nothing else should be touched.

[Ronstein]

Needles
Door slamming (especially the car which has SOFT CLOSE DOORS ffs)
Dentist (especially that bl**dy drill)

Wellies are easy, put one upside down inside the other, keeps the spiders out :-)

[3-GT]

Originally Posted by isleaiw1

I am not sure we can include kids in it as we could be here for ever....

I could probably list more thing's from the Mrs than the kid.

Originally Posted by isleaiw1

Is it ok to slam the back door then?

No, but hardly gets used. Some strange reason the back door doesn't really get slammed that much.

Originally Posted by isleaiw1

we are in danger of straying from "goes through you" to "pisses you off"

Might have a point there.


Strangest one I've heard of - I work with a lad that get's a shiver down the spine from a floured bap. Doesn't even need to see one, just mentioning it is enough.

[Alscoob]

Finger nails dragging down a blackboard.

Wooden ice lolly stick scraping teeth when you're trying to get the last bit off.

People who don't know the difference between 'Brake' and 'Break'

[RustyBitz]

The sound of a cigarette getting squashed into an ash tray.

Or snakes, images of tv, pictures I hate them all.

[3-GT]

Originally Posted by RustyBitz

snakes, images of tv, pictures I hate them all.

How on earth did I not list snakes??

I can't stand them, horrible looking things. Don't mind them on TV, but in the flesh - nope.

[Ennoch]

That metallic taste some cutlery gives off when it's been scraped against a metal bowl. Titanium camping cutlery and bowls are worth it for avoiding that alone even if they do require a second mortgage.

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by Ronstein

Needles
Door slamming (especially the car which has SOFT CLOSE DOORS ffs)
Dentist (especially that bl**dy drill)

Wellies are easy, put one upside down inside the other, keeps the spiders out :-)

Doesn't work with the big spiders that terrify Gillespie they just pick up the top wellie, climb inside the bottom one, and lift the other back on. They like that this gives even more surprise factor.

[Ronstein]

Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

Doesn't work with the big spiders that terrify Gillespie they just pick up the top wellie, climb inside the bottom one, and lift the other back on. They like that this gives even more surprise factor.

[RobUK]

...or looking at it another way.

Neutrinos go right through you, in fact about 100 trillion neutrinos pass through your body every second, but are harmless.

Muons from Cosmic Rays also pass through you with every square centimetre of the earth's surface being hit by at least one muon every minute.

Gamma rays can also pass right through your body but cause damage on the way

Your digestive system goes right through you - in one end, out the other

Sweetcorn husks as well as some nuts and seeds - if you've ever checked

[Paddy1975]

forks locked together ...OMFG this is nightmare material

[rokut]

Love some of these. Floured bap? I get that! Anything floured, especially a flat bread surface, totally gets me. Much like using wet clay and it drying onto your hands. Man that dusty/ scratchy feeling is just not appreciated!

Make-up from the wife (ended up being the least of my bloody worries!) all over the sun visor/ mirror in the car!

Stuff that doesn't get put away. Ends up on the floor/ on a chair/ on a sofa/ end of the stairs. Most things came from somewhere, so surely just put them back where they came from??

And agreed on the wife picking something up in the store, looking at it/ thinking about it, and then putting it back on another shelf. Even when still in the same place it has been picked up!! Infuriates me. Lazy and doesn't make sense. Have tried to discuss this one... not worth the agro!

[Gillespie]

The skin that is exposed when you cut your nails, I can’t touch anything for a good couple of hours

[G50]

Other people brushing their teeth.

People who say brought instead of bought.

People who both say, and write, "has" instead of "as".
("I didn't get chance to do that, has I got distracted by something")

People who say "I'll borrow it you" and "can I lend that from you"

People who say "of" instead of "have".
("I could of done it like that, but I didn't")

[strike4A]

The mrs when she does some weird sideways jaw clicking thing. Clenching my teeth at the thought.

[Hartside]

People who let dogs lick their face and especially if they let the dog lick their lips.

Bloody dog has probably just finished licking its knob or baws

[Alscoob]

Originally Posted by G50

Other people brushing their teeth.

People who say brought instead of bought.

People who both say, and write, "has" instead of "as".
("I didn't get chance to do that, has I got distracted by something")

People who say "I'll borrow it you" and "can I lend that from you"

People who say "of" instead of "have".
("I could of done it like that, but I didn't")

...and there's those who need 'advice' but ask for 'advise'