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      10-28-2016, 09:57 AM   #41603
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Bro I don't think she's wearing a shirt under the button-up in the pic of her holding the shot.
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Like if you have stretch marks on your face, you are a complete failure.
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Dude you seen the chick who did it with the watermelon. Ffffuuuuuu.


Was kinda turned on by that, actually.
Not me. I'm not trying to die that way.
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Like if you have stretch marks on your face, you are a complete failure.
Can we go back to posting babes only?
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Can we go back to posting babes only?
Bro I'm literally crying over here.
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Bro Delta0311 that chick actually has a pic in the gym. Is that Planet Fitness?
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Bro Delta0311 that chick actually has a pic in the gym. Is that Planet Fitness?
The only fitness she's doing is fittinis cake in her mouth.
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The only fitness she's doing is fittinis cake in her mouth.
Bro would you fuck her for $100.
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Like someone of that size can't possibly be able to wash their private parts properly.
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You know what's crazy, Tinder recently (Bumble too) included GIFs as an option to send in the chats with the chicks, and I joked with my buddy the other day that they needed an exorcistbrandishingcross.gif for me to send every time I got a message from a black girl.


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Yeah nah don't do that LOL. That's another reason why I'm sticking to Canon. My 70-200mm fits the crop sensor EF-S I currently have, and if I switch to full frame I can still use that telephoto. Debating keeping the one I have though since it takes phenomenal photos, and the zoom lens I have is a fixed f/2.8 throughout the range, which is very useful.
Debating on a new body + glass. Or just go really nice glass.

My Nex-6 is still powerful, just starting to show age. If I go A7, I need full frame lenses as well.

Might either keep current body and get some Zeus glass (zoom or 55mm) or get A7 and work with it.
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I know that there's a super baller adapter that allows you to run Canon EF mount lenses on the Sony and retain auto-focus. Is there a similar adapter for the other way around?
Probably is, but I don't like adapters. Not go for running and gunning imo.
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Debating on a new body + glass. Or just go really nice glass.

My Nex-6 is still powerful, just starting to show age. If I go A7, I need full frame lenses as well.

Might either keep current body and get some Zeus glass (zoom or 55mm) or get A7 and work with it.
Cop the A7 bro fuck it. You keeping the old body or trade-in?

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So, after swimming last night, I'm relaxing in the Jacuzzi and wondering, would it be considered creepy?:

Offer one of the young ladies who were in the water the opportunity to change out of their suit and into clothes to drive home without getting sick, without the threat of bacteria etc in the locker room, in my van? They could use that little white rag over there to wipe their nose, since it's running from the warm water.
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Like someone of that size can't possibly be able to wash their private parts properly.
Exactly.

I bet if she moves a certain way, the effect would be like opening up a sealed vacuum bag.
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Cop the A7 bro fuck it. You keeping the old body or trade-in?
Not sure yet. Probably could get a few bucks for it...but it would be nice to have a backup too.
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So, after swimming last night, I'm relaxing in the Jacuzzi and wondering, would it be considered creepy?:

Offer one of the young ladies who were in the water the opportunity to change out of their suit and into clothes to drive home without getting sick, without the threat of bacteria etc in the locker room, in my van? They could use that little white rag over there to wipe their nose, since it's running from the warm water.
I don't see anything wrong with that. You're being a good Samaritan.

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Exactly.

I bet if she moves a certain way, the effect would be like opening up a sealed vacuum bag.


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Not sure yet. Probably could get a few bucks for it...but it would be nice to have a backup too.
Yeah I'll be keeping mine. Equivalent full frame zoom glass to what I have will run a pretty penny, and I can change cameras based on need/location. Really just need a 50mm for the full frame tbh.
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Offer one of the young ladies who were in the water the opportunity to change out of their suit and into clothes to drive home without getting sick, without the threat of bacteria etc in the locker room, in my van? They could use that little white rag over there to wipe their nose, since it's running from the warm water.
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I'll take Samaritan, but was going more for Gentleman
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