The All-New Lockdown Humour Thread

Blacktemplar · 11-02-2021, 03:01 PM

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Watsey · 11-02-2021, 04:40 PM

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Watsey · 11-05-2021, 04:10 AM

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MrManor · 11-07-2021, 01:58 AM

Did you know Albert Einstein had a younger brother called Frank?

Apparently he was an absolute monster!

agentorange · 11-13-2021, 03:52 PM

Can you spot the theme...

winther1 · 11-19-2021, 01:43 PM

RobUK · 11-22-2021, 03:18 AM

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Watsey · 11-23-2021, 03:41 PM

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JustChris · 11-24-2021, 01:46 PM

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JustChris · 11-25-2021, 01:10 PM

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Pentland · 11-25-2021, 01:53 PM

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MrManor · 11-27-2021, 05:02 AM

A photon checks into a hotel.

The receptionist asks “have you got any luggage?”

The photon replies “no I’m travelling light….”

JustChris · 11-30-2021, 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrManor

A photon checks into a hotel.

The receptionist asks “have you got any luggage?”

The photon replies “no I’m travelling light….”

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Watsey · 11-30-2021, 03:15 PM

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winther1 · 12-03-2021, 07:04 AM

RobUK · 12-07-2021, 09:00 AM

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Blacktemplar · 12-13-2021, 04:33 PM

Nail. Head. Hit.

Nibbles · 12-15-2021, 03:38 AM

Lots more people testing positive for this even newer variant.

MrManor · 12-28-2021, 11:48 AM

Cannot believe people have their Christmas decorations up when there’s still 362 days to go FFS

agentorange · 12-28-2021, 10:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrManor

Cannot believe people have their Christmas decorations up when there’s still 362 days to go FFS

Yours is not a 12th night household, I assume.

TodmordenLad · 01-05-2022, 04:44 AM

https://twitter.com/Number10cat/stat...c5fNg&s=09

Speaks for itself, extract from yesterday's vacuous press conference

Wills2 · 01-05-2022, 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TodmordenLad

https://twitter.com/Number10cat/stat...MyVsc5fNg&s=09

Speaks for itself, extract from yesterday's vacuous press conference

I half expected him to start gibbering on about Peppa Pig again.

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11-02-2021, 04:40 PM	#464
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11-05-2021, 04:10 AM	#465
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11-07-2021, 01:58 AM	#466
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11-13-2021, 03:52 PM	#467
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11-19-2021, 01:43 PM	#468
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11-22-2021, 03:18 AM	#469
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11-23-2021, 03:41 PM	#470
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11-24-2021, 01:46 PM	#471
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11-25-2021, 01:10 PM	#472
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11-25-2021, 01:53 PM	#473
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11-27-2021, 05:02 AM	#474
MrManor Captain 536 Rep 612 Posts Drives: Fiat Stilo estate mapped Join Date: Aug 2021 Location: North West UK iTrader: (0)	A photon checks into a hotel. The receptionist asks “have you got any luggage?” The photon replies “no I’m travelling light….”
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11-30-2021, 03:15 PM	#476
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12-07-2021, 09:00 AM	#478
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12-13-2021, 04:33 PM	#479
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12-15-2021, 03:38 AM	#480
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12-28-2021, 11:48 AM	#481
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01-05-2022, 04:44 AM	#483
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