[Sussex_G20]

Originally Posted by SDH

Being sat on a plane with a infant screaming or kicking the back of my chair for the entire flight. This is the reason I refuse to fly with my daughter until she's old enough to fly without having tantrums as I wouldn't want to put anyone else through that

Edit. Or even worse, a chav kicking the back of my chair or sitting in front of me in whilst I'm in cattle class (because I can't afford any other class) insisting that they should bung the chair into recline before we even take off

The delights of the good old fashioned rigid brief case that you wedge between seat squab and seat back (in front) stops that old recline lark!

What gets me is how can people not make a short haul flight duration without needing to use the lav. i was always taught to go before leaving...... This always seems to be younger people who do it not us old farts with snoozing prostates.

[Rukka]

Traffic - far too many cars on the road - especially round School Run time; mostly driven by the jobless masses that; in my opinion; should use the bus!

Solution: To own a car you must have a job. Otherwise, it's public transport for you.

Outcome: Public services get used efficiently rather than a WHOLE bus running just for 3 fucking people and I get to work (a whole fucking 17 miles) in less than an hour..

[Mrklaw]

Originally Posted by Sussex_F32

The delights of the good old fashioned rigid brief case that you wedge between seat squab and seat back (in front) stops that old recline lark!

What gets me is how can people not make a short haul flight duration without needing to use the lav. i was always taught to go before leaving...... This always seems to be younger people who do it not us old farts with snoozing prostates.

My work travel profile always requested a window seat, even for long haul. On the off chance I might need a wee, I'd just wait for one of the other passengers to get up.

But a couple of years ago I had to adjust it to aisle, as my poor old bladder isn't as bulletproof as it used to be.. :/

[Mrklaw]

being told to cheer up or smile. I have a naturally frowny face and I'm a dry bastard so sod off. I'm smiling inside :P

[Mark1966]

Originally Posted by Mrklaw

being told to cheer up or smile. I have a naturally frowny face and I'm a dry bastard so sod off. I'm smiling inside :P

Some old boy said to my wife yesterday something like 'cheer up it may never happen' she smiled sweetly back and giggled, I then made the mistake of telling her she was a miserable so and so and I don't think she has spoken to me since............... result

[dobbo99]

at the moment, I hate having one child that sleeps perfectly, and another one that only lets me sleep about 3 hours a night.
i do love him, but only in very small doses.

[Mrklaw]

Originally Posted by Mark1966

Some old boy said to my wife yesterday something like 'cheer up it may never happen' she smiled sweetly back and giggled, I then made the mistake of telling her she was a miserable so and so and I don't think she has spoken to me since............... result

oh and I recently learned there is apparantly a phrase for it.

'resting bitch face'. Try that one on the missus

[Mark1966]

Originally Posted by Mrklaw

oh and I recently learned there is apparantly a phrase for it.

'resting bitch face'. Try that one on the missus

Not if I want dinner tonight

[WeaverBeaver]

Beyonce.
Donald Trump.
Chavs.
Ignorant/rude people.
Food numpties (people who eat steak well done, order chicken korma in an Indian restaurant etc.).
Know-it-alls (there's a few on this forum!).
Old white very right-wing farts on car forums .
People who blame the bankers / rich people for everything in life.
People who have no respect for personal space/privacy (speaking on phone or loudly to another person knowing they're in a quiet carriage).
People who push into queues (on foot and in car).
People who won't budge from the outside lane with no traffic and at 70mph.
Restaurants explaining poor service due to being busy - have more staff or less tables then!!!

[saltyamigo]

Made me smile anyway

[SDH]

I hate it when our neighbours swan off on holiday several times a year and rub the salt in the wound by asking us to look after their precious cat every time. Not just any cat (go in house put food and water out, check it's still alive then leave) but one that doesn't leave the house EVER. One that needs three feeds a day and litter trays emptying twice a day. "If possible stay with him to give him some company for ten minutes each time you go in". No way, after cleaning up his turds and piss the last thing I want to do is sit and chat to the fur ball. I'll enjoy having to get up half hour early everyday for two weeks so I can look after the little chap

[AlfaM]

Originally Posted by Mrklaw

oh and I recently learned there is apparantly a phrase for it.

'resting bitch face'. Try that one on the missus

It's a syndrome and shouldn't be mocked. My boss has it.

[scot320i]

People who don't wash their hands after the toilet (especially when they've just had a shit!)

Toilet attendants (i'm not going to pay you for turning on a bloody tap and squirting some soap into my hands, if I ask for a squirt of one of your aftershave's then I'll drop you a few quid)

Noisy eaters

People who judge others

Paying tax

When my local shell garage has run out of v-power

Shop assistant's who ask "are you getting on okay there?" Fuck off!

Monday mornings

[SDH]

Originally Posted by scot320i

People who don't wash their hands after the toilet (especially when they've just had a shit!)

Toilet attendants (i'm not going to pay you for turning on a bloody tap and squirting some soap into my hands, if I ask for a squirt of one of your aftershave's then I'll drop you a few quid)

Noisy eaters

People who judge others

Paying tax

When my local shell garage has run out of v-power

Shop assistant's who ask "are you getting on okay there?" Fuck off!

Monday mornings

Urghhhh, noisy eaters, I'm with you there

[Palexr]

People who insist on lean meat.

[McBride]

Originally Posted by Mrklaw

being told to cheer up or smile. I have a naturally frowny face and I'm a dry bastard so sod off. I'm smiling inside :P

I have a very grumpy face. It's commonly known that I am an extremely miserable person, even though I'm not.

I will admit to having no fuse what so ever. Even the smallest thing can annoy me, so I can see how the reputation came about.

[Shaleshifter]

Russel Brand.
People who put their feet on bus/train seats.
Tail gaters.
People who are cruel to animals.
Mobile phone users...........put it down its not a life support system.
Rain.
People who drop litter.

[SDH]

Originally Posted by Shaleshifter

Mobile phone users...........put it down its not a life support system.

I shall use this sentence on the wife later.

I'll probably get a slap for it mind