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| 11-27-2020, 09:46 AM | #67 |
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Just done my good deed for today! I've just come back from Tesco where I was behind an old lady in the queue. Her bill came to £56.83, but when she counted out all her change, she only had just under £40.
I thought she was probably someones Nan, and I'd like to think someone would help my Nan in that situation. She didn't want me to help her, but I insisted, and in no time at all we had her shopping back on the shelves... |
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 A golden rule of Dr patient relationship is no direct money dealing 62 year old glaswegian worked as a trucker after moving to texas when he was young but in his 50's developed many anal fistulas so couldn't do his job as in his words 'most of my butt is torn and hanging off due to surgeries so can't sit let alone work as a trucker' hence returned to glasgow He attended with breathlessness I suspected heart faliure He tells me 'no money doc to go to hospital' 'will have to wait until bru(benefits) pay me in a few days then I'll go'. Gave him 50 quid for the taxi return and food coffee etc. Turned out he had a ruptured heart valves and needed surgery and was in for 2 Months. He offered to payback I politely declined. Best £50 I ever spent!. |
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| 11-27-2020, 01:35 PM | #71 |
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| 11-28-2020, 02:47 AM | #79 | |
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| 12-03-2020, 03:21 PM | #87 |
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Last winter while working away gets a frantic text from the better half
Screen frozen windows wont open help Texted back Calm down get the plastic hammer and pour warm water over whilst gently tapping with the hammer stipulating warm water NOT boiling water. Gets a text back 10 minutes later That's totally fu**ed it the computer will not even switch on now. |
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