OT Home Security - offensive Measures

Daftasabrush · 04-11-2015, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

I am currently upgrading my home security, looking at moving from purely defensive measures - alarms, locks etc to more of an offensive stance.

Has anyone installed fog (smoke) cannons and high intensity strobe / high intensity siren.

Have used this sort of stuff previously, just not in my own house lol.

However, I believe it beats just having a couple of cameras so you can see the twats carrying off your tv

Thoughts....?

I can't provide anything constructive but I like the way you're thinking and would love to know what you do decide to do in the end

Walesy · 04-12-2015, 01:57 AM

I just put a camera in yesterday actually due to the doors being tried during the night, so it faces the drive, side door and back door. Its ideal, you just plug in your laptop and copy the memory and view the footage, no HDD's or anything to store. I upgraded all my locks to higher security ones that only allow you to operate the door one way without a key (yes it has caused some issues of recent shall we say). I need to look at an alarm actually as mine is knackered.

fastflyer · 04-12-2015, 05:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Pablo68

Make friends with a farmer with hungry pigs. A single adult pig a can consume 2.5KG of human flesh per day complete with bones. A whole herd will remove any trace of a burglar in a day.

Snatch?

Pablo68 · 04-12-2015, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by fastflyer

Snatch?

Landrover?

Sorry...I thought it was a game of word association

Yeah I do believe it was mentioned in that film. But it is quite true...hungry pigs are the perfect body disposal unit.

....,,,,..,,.. · 04-12-2015, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pablo68

Landrover?

Sorry...I thought it was a game of word association

Yeah I do believe it was mentioned in that film. But it is quite true...hungry pigs are the perfect body disposal unit.

Very much so, lots of quality pig farms in Italy, some of the sausages are occaisioally tangy

Have a read up on Robert Picton....

Will put you off sausages

There is a belief that this stuff goes on a fair bit... Ever wondered why they on,y collect the toll on one side of the Severn Bridge.....

G82Dude · 04-12-2015, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Brigand

Looks like Samsung are one up on Apple....

Ideal for keeping an eye on your allotment.

Although hope it's got latest Android patch

Wow. Didn't realise the smartphone market had got that competitive.

tjlees · 04-12-2015, 11:52 AM

Wow and thought I was one up on the neighbours with monitored alarm and cctv.

Two mastiffs in garden has my vote.

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