[Bibbles]

Originally Posted by Herr August Schmidhuber

I'm offended by that fact that your offended. By everything.

I'm offended on your behalf even though I have no real clue as to what it's all about. I may even sign a petition on facebook to show the world how I'm on the right side of an argument about something or other.

[teaston]

Originally Posted by Herr August Schmidhuber

You'd do that for me? I'm touched

No, you can't be touched, nobody can be touched, it's classed as rape now!

[JustChris]

Here's a beauty, just thought of it now. Can I get a prize please ?

MENstruation

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[dazzapb]

I'm offended by the fact everyone here isn't - I want everyone to be a snowflake 24/7

[Kal101]

I’m offended by Manchester ………

[sahajesh]

Originally Posted by Kal027

I'm offended by Manchester ………

How about Godmanchester, near Huntington - fuck me, that's religion and sexism all in one. Shirley I win the prize now?

[simon.]

Originally Posted by Herr August Schmidhuber

You'd do that for me? I'm touched

Yea. Sorry about that.

I'm offended by you not being more grateful.

[CT1]

[Abdul Karim]

Originally Posted by sahajesh

How about Godmanchester, near Huntington - fuck me, that's religion and sexism all in one. Shirley I win the prize now?

Must be a ban. Or would that be racist?

[JustChris]

Saw this on Twitfacestagram and thought it might resonate with a few here.

Something everyone should read 😂😂😂

It had been snowing all night. So at ....

8:00 I made a snowman.

8:10 A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 So, I made a snow woman

8:17 My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere

8:20 The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snowmen instead

8:22 The transgender person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts

8:25 The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 I am being called a racist because the snow couple is white..

8:31 The Muslim gent across the road demands the snow woman wear a burqa

8:40 The Police arrive saying someone has been offended

8:42 The feminist neighbour complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needs to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role

8:43 The council equalities officer arrived and threatened me with eviction

8:45 TV news crew from the BBC shows up. I am asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I reply, "Snowballs" and am called a sexist.

9:00 I'm on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobic sensibility offender bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 I am asked if I have any accomplices... My children are taken by social services

9:29 Far left protesters offended by everything are marching down the street demanding for me to be beheaded

Moral: There is no moral to this story. It's just the world in which we live today and it's going to get worse.