[Blacktemplar]

OAPs that clog the shops on a Saturday morning at 9am - YOU'VE HAD ALL BLOODY WEEK TO DO YOUR SHOPPING WHILE I WAS AT FECKING WORK

[Herr Dreier]

Particularly the BBC, but most news channels, for using the phrase "BREAKING NEWS" for news that broke several hours ago.

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Originally Posted by Blacktemplar

OAPs that clog the shops on a Saturday morning at 9am - YOU'VE HAD ALL BLOODY WEEK TO DO YOUR SHOPPING WHILE I WAS AT FECKING WORK

Yep, these and women with kids should have a day set aside for them, then banned from the shops on Saturdays.

bloody soup dribblers and rugrats.

[Blacktemplar]

Soggy left wing political correctness, particularly the BBC

"Improved" design, like iOS 10.2 or the toothpaste cap that locks on thus turning the tube into a pretzel when you try and open it

People in the 10 items or less queue who can't count

[Mr Burt]

Here we go.
Full tracksuit wankers. Birmingham is full of them.
The phrase 'going forward' erm unless you have a time machine there is no other way. Fucktards!
The phrase 'for sure' F1 people use this.
Women who rearrange their purse at the checkout rather than fucking moving out the way.
People who step off the train and stop. Really, thousands of people and you just stop. Fucktards
The random brakers on a clear motorway. Fucktards
Middle lane hoggers. Mainly women and North African looking persons
Drivers with steamed up windows. If you cannot work out the ventilation then you should not be driving. fucktard
People constantly on their mobiles in public. I do not care about you or your life and do not want to here about it.
Fat people
Easily offended people, particularly around gender, race, bad language and health and safety.
People who drive in fog with just side lights on. Really, you thought about lights and went with the poorer of the two options, what you afraid of, being too visible.
Fogs lights, front or rear. Fucktards
Drivers who stop at islands when nothing's coming.
Drivers who indicate right when going straight on at islands.
People who feel the need to walk around with a can of lager/energy drink wearing a tracksuit and in Birmingham.
Birmingham
Most people
Fucktards

[duvetdo]

Noisy eaters. Drink slurpers. Usually the same folk. My boss is terrible for it. I have to leave the room when he's consuming refreshments.

People who hold their knives like a pen.

People who take food off their forks with their teeth, not their lips.

Grrrrrrr.

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by Mr Burt

Here we go.
Full tracksuit wankers. Birmingham is full of them.
The phrase 'going forward' erm unless you have a time machine there is no other way. Fucktards!
The phrase 'for sure' F1 people use this.
Women who rearrange their purse at the checkout rather than fucking moving out the way.
People who step off the train and stop. Really, thousands of people and you just stop. Fucktards
The random brakers on a clear motorway. Fucktards
Middle lane hoggers. Mainly women and North African looking persons
Drivers with steamed up windows. If you cannot work out the ventilation then you should not be driving. fucktard
People constantly on their mobiles in public. I do not care about you or your life and do not want to here about it.
Fat people
Easily offended people, particularly around gender, race, bad language and health and safety.
People who drive in fog with just side lights on. Really, you thought about lights and went with the poorer of the two options, what you afraid of, being too visible.
Fogs lights, front or rear. Fucktards
Drivers who stop at islands when nothing's coming.
Drivers who indicate right when going straight on at islands.
People who feel the need to walk around with a can of lager/energy drink wearing a tracksuit and in Birmingham.
Birmingham
Most people
Fucktards

I feel there should be some form of prize for the most eloquent and vitriolic expression of fucktardness on this thread...

So far Brigand and Mr Burt are putting the rest of you lot out there to shame...

[SDH]

Originally Posted by Tengocity

Automated check out systems that are impossible to get through without the assistant coming to sort something every 3 items

On a similar note, idiots who apparently can't count. It's an express lane for ten or less items you twit. Now get the flip out of my way so I can buy my sandwich and get back to work

Edited to remove unwarranted harsh swear words

[Tengocity]

Fuckers who can't express themselves without swearing.

[McBride]

People who walk really slowly 3 abreast in shopping centres on a Saturday.

The idiots in Asda who do the packing for my supermarket delivery. The order tells me I need 8 bags which I now have to pay for. So the morons pack 8 items into separate bags and then leave every other item loose. WTF!

[4WDriver]

Originally Posted by Mr Burt

Here we go.
Full tracksuit wankers. Birmingham is full of them.
The phrase 'going forward' erm unless you have a time machine there is no other way. Fucktards!
The phrase 'for sure' F1 people use this.
Women who rearrange their purse at the checkout rather than fucking moving out the way.
People who step off the train and stop. Really, thousands of people and you just stop. Fucktards
The random brakers on a clear motorway. Fucktards
Middle lane hoggers. Mainly women and North African looking persons
Drivers with steamed up windows. If you cannot work out the ventilation then you should not be driving. fucktard
People constantly on their mobiles in public. I do not care about you or your life and do not want to here about it.
Fat people
Easily offended people, particularly around gender, race, bad language and health and safety.
People who drive in fog with just side lights on. Really, you thought about lights and went with the poorer of the two options, what you afraid of, being too visible.
Fogs lights, front or rear. Fucktards
Drivers who stop at islands when nothing's coming.
Drivers who indicate right when going straight on at islands.
People who feel the need to walk around with a can of lager/energy drink wearing a tracksuit and in Birmingham.
Birmingham
Most people
Fucktards

Bloody Hell I think we must be twins. Were we separated at birth?
For sure going forward I wanted to say this

[Andrewthefirst]

Originally Posted by Mr Burt

Here we go.

Middle lane hoggers. Mainly women and North African looking persons

Best generalisation ever

Btw I also feel the hate for both track suits and Birmingham. And yes when the 2 are combined it's a special kind of hate.

[Edinburra]

Originally Posted by Brigand

Yep, these and women with kids should have a day set aside for them, then banned from the shops on Saturdays.

bloody soup dribblers and rugrats.

Why just stop at Saturdays? Also, ban baby buggies in shops, especially the extra large ones and children on scooters.

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Originally Posted by Edinburra

Why just stop at Saturdays? Also, ban baby buggies in shops, especially the extra large ones and children on scooters.

Let's face it some of these people should be banned from breeding, sterilised and sent on a one way trip to Mars. They can survive for ages with all the bloody oxygen they have stolen.

[Blacktemplar]

People who 'check in' their location at every opportunity on facebook. Do you think I really give a sh*t if you are in Starbucks, Tesco, the gym or lying on the settee? No, why do I need to be told where you are 5 times a day ffs.

[SkyJawa]

Similarly people who feel the need to take a picture of their food and put it on facebook. I don't give a shit what you're eating.

[Rukka]

Social Media - I don't need to feel connected to the world and I don't want the world to know what I'm doing.

Pyjamas in shops/supermarkets - why? If you can't be bothered to get dressed to go out - don't bother breathing.

People who walk "at you" in the street. I'm hardly fucking inconspicuous! You twats must be able to see me!

Chavs - just shoot them. We should have an Open Season.

The term "Reaching Out" - "I've reached out to Daniel for support" - no you haven't, you've "asked" him. Probably via text/email. You have not extended a limb in Daniels direction at all. Cnut.

Middle lane hogging wankbats

Fog Light wankers (a theme going here)

People trying to be appear intelligent and using either the wrong word or pronouncing it incorrectly. Let me give you a "Pacific" example - Arrrggghh. The word is SPECIFIC you twat!!

Potholes

Crying babies on planes.

[Bibbles]

Words made out of two ordinary words that never needed to be joined together such as Brexit, Bromance or Chillax for example.
The phrase Brexit means Brexit.....no it doesn't, it means fuck all.
People who can't take a joke about their religion. It's just something you believe in you fuckwits, the reason you can't take a joke about it is because deep down you know it's just nonsense.
People posting pictures of their dinner, kids first day at school, how far they've just run etc on Facebook. In fact Facebook and social media in general.

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Another thing that pokes me of is the use of BCE and CE in place of BC and AD.

For example 435AD is 435CE.

Fucking annoying.

[Bibbles]

People in coffee shops ordering decaf skinny soya latte's. Just might as well have a cup of hot water you morons.
24hr news channels, there isn't that much news! It's the usual news repeated far too often with a load of nonsense in between.

[skipraider]

Traffic calming measures. What's the point? If it's quiet, people will do the same speed but be swerving all over the road. If it's busy they will either accelerate to beat the oncoming car, or it will just cause congestion. I just don't get it. Certainly doesn't calm me.

[bodtwo]

Social media.
Politicians.
Religions.
cupboards, drawers left open.
Teflon shoulders, man up.
No delete key on iMac.
PC bollox.
Dog Shit left on footpath.
Twat who is stealing my fence one piece of timber at a time from behind the garage where he thinks i can't see.
Stupid money off vouchers after i've bought something and for a random date in the future.
That i get suckered into only using shell premium.
Fluctuation in price of biscuits.
Eggnog, what the fuck.
Works christmas party when we get split up to 'network'.
Marmite.
Marmalade.
People who say 'Hate', you really feel that passionate about a font?
Apple.
Religion, again.
Twatter, don't give a fuck.

And most of the previous posts.