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BigQuery... pfft. There are better tools

Big data is an interesting field. Still developing so a lot of what you hear is bullshit, but the underlying concept (and its promise is remarkable). The ability to extract meaning from a torrent of both structured and unstructured data and apply it to real-world problems is pretty amazing. Coupled with clouds, swarms, ai... goes back to the conversation yesterday.

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Yeah, my main interest is the unlimited storage through Google's cloud servers, it's essentially a one-stop-shop for consolidation and analysis, streamlining the infrastructure while making a cost effective engineered solution, in-house.


It's almost like they thrive on dumbing down the process while retaining the nervous system. Half of the time, you don't even really know what's happening, and you don't need to.
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Yeah, my main interest is the unlimited storage through Google's cloud servers, it's essentially a one-stop-shop for consolidation and analysis, streamlining the infrastructure while making a cost effective engineered solution, in-house.


It's almost like they thrive on dumbing down the process while retaining the nervous system. Half of the time, you don't even really know what's happening, and you don't need to.
I find this terrifying... the extent to which we societally volunteer to sacrifice privacy, liberty, control on the altar of convenience is really frightening. (Talking about this on the macro scale, not really what you are talking about, but this screams Big Brother to me. You should read Anthem. Yes, it is by Ayn Rand, but it is still a fascinating read. And it is short.)
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I use excel...., am I cool like you guys now?

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Don't eat that stuff too often man! Oh the fructose and saturated fats.



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I find this terrifying... the extent to which we societally volunteer to sacrifice privacy, liberty, control on the altar of convenience is really frightening. (Talking about this on the macro scale, not really what you are talking about, but this screams Big Brother to me. You should read Anthem. Yes, it is by Ayn Rand, but it is still a fascinating read. And it is short.)


Well, I was mainly referring to the ingestion process and querying, without needing to granularly build an entire language LOL.

But you always have good literature recommendations, I will take a look into an excerpt.

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BigQuery... pfft. There are better tools

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*stops before he gets started*
A lot of it is still throwing around the "big data" buzzword. But it's here to stay. We've got way too much data without the detailed analysis to fully utilize it. Fortune 100 companies are investing real millions into big data as we speak.

jtodd_fl your avatar is making me start to dislike big tits, you are bad...man.

Btw, too much steroid use in your earlier years?
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Well, I was mainly referring to the ingestion process and querying, without needing to granularly build an entire language LOL.
Yeah, I know, but this is such a pervasive mentality. I think Google (and just about every other tech/consumer/political entity have their own corollary to the "teach a person to fish" axiom...

"Teach a person to fish, and they get uppity. Make them want the fish only you can catch, they become your slave."
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Well, I was mainly referring to the ingestion process and querying, without needing to granularly build an entire language LOL.

But you always have good literature recommendations, I will take a look into an excerpt.



#REF!



Excellent work dude! How're you holding up these days? Increased intensity on the muscles, as of yet?

Thanks man! It was very tough to balance at first, but starting to get incremental strength gains and definition...finally...
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A lot of it is still throwing around the "big data" buzzword. But it's here to stay. We've got way too much data without the detailed analysis to fully utilize it. Fortune 100 companies are investing real millions into big data as we speak.

jtodd_fl your avatar is making me start to dislike big tits, you are bad...man.

Btw, too much steroid use in your earlier years?
No man... my man boobs were earned the old fashioned way... hard core laying around and careful diet - mostly HFCS, fatty foods and soda.
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She's not a girl.
This.... also, if you ARE a girl, no reason to watch your ass if ///M Power-Belgium is around, because he will do it for you. Even more true IRL.
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A lot of it is still throwing around the "big data" buzzword. But it's here to stay. We've got way too much data without the detailed analysis to fully utilize it. Fortune 100 companies are investing real millions into big data as we speak.
The possibilities combined with a large skeletal structure of remote servers and automation are endless. It's frying my brain but I can't stop digesting info.

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Yeah, I know, but this is such a pervasive mentality. I think Google (and just about every other tech/consumer/political entity have their own corollary to the "teach a person to fish" axiom...

"Teach a person to fish, and they get uppity. Make them want the fish only you can catch, they become your slave."
Dammit I opened a can of worms....

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Thanks man! It was very tough to balance at first, but starting to get incremental strength gains and definition...finally...
That is fantastic. No more carb-relapse sweats?
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I laughed at this pretty hard. What a sad life I live. #excelnerd
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I laughed at this pretty hard. What a sad life I live. #excelnerd
I've learned to never tell anyone that you know anything about excel. Even if you know a little, it's like you turn into a damn guru.


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This.... also, if you ARE a girl, no reason to watch your ass if ///M Power-Belgium is around, because he will do it for you. Even more true IRL.
Exactly !
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I laughed at this pretty hard. What a sad life I live. #excelnerd
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This kind of humor could create quote a row. You may put into a cell over it...

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YOU JUST CAN'T RESIST EVAR!!!!



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This kind of humor could create quote a row. You may put into a cell over it...

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I was gonna continue your pun game but honestly, your boobs are distracting.
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