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      06-23-2016, 09:55 AM   #31703
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Not bad ? How can you say something like this brother ?
I saw that chicks with bows are really sexy !
If they shoot they open their lungs as well , as you can see in the pic ....
And so it's actually always a nice and sexy shot !
How about that my friend ?
That is....beautiful form.
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I got dibs on riding "gnar" on a mountain bike
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That is....beautiful form.
Perfect posture for...shooting
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Perfect posture for...shooting
Morning dude!
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I tried it again last night by myself by looking through the triangle at an object far away. If I close my right eye, the object doesn't move. But if I close my left eye, it moves. So my left eye is dominant.
AND, she has enough muscle control to close one eye at a time, either eye.
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Morning dude!
What's up!

Just want to let you know, you have me swiping on Tinder/Bumble again. The more I keep swiping, the more I think a Russian mail order bride sounds like a good idea.
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What's up!

Just want to let you know, you have me swiping on Tinder/Bumble again. The more I keep swiping, the more I think a Russian mail order bride sounds like a good idea.
Ha, nice! I actually changed my main pic to one of me smiling in the gym, and I've already gotten 3 matches.

I don't take many smiling pics, but when I do, they're only for dating apps.
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I tried it again last night by myself by looking through the triangle at an object far away. If I close my right eye, the object doesn't move. But if I close my left eye, it moves. So my left eye is dominant.
Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.

1MOREMOD When you said you shoot right eye... I had a HORRIBLE mental picture. Don't ever talk about shooting your eye again. EVAR... please.
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I tried it again last night by myself by looking through the triangle at an object far away. If I close my right eye, the object doesn't move. But if I close my left eye, it moves. So my left eye is dominant.
Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.
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That is....beautiful form.
Beautiful ?
I thank God on my knees for it !

Look...Personal I think if Tara had presented her video like the girl (see pic)
She would rock 10,000,000 millions of YouTube views in only 24 hours and this means cash !
These day's it's all about merchandising and marketing !
Do you see my point ?
And Tara has the looks for it ...So why not ?
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Ha, nice! I actually changed my main pic to one of me smiling in the gym, and I've already gotten 3 matches.

I don't take many smiling pics, but when I do, they're only for dating apps.
HAHAHA why am I not surprised.

As I was typing this, I got a message from a match on Bumble. That's like a rare occurrence. Lol
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Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.
I'm doubting the validity of this test. That means I've been shooting with my non-dominant eye for 13 years! Wtf!
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Perfect posture for...shooting
Indeed , I would shoot it without bow !
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Beautiful ?
I thank God on my knees for it !

Look...Personal I think if Tara had presented her video like the girl (see pic)
She would rock 10,000,000 millions of YouTube views in only 24 hours and this means cash !
These day's it's all about merchandising and marketing !
Do you see my point ?
And Tara has the looks for it ...So why not ?
*insert leg hump emoji*
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Indeed , I would shoot it without bow !
I see what you did there.

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      06-23-2016, 10:13 AM   #31717
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HAHAHA why am I not surprised.

As I was typing this, I got a message from a match on Bumble. That's like a rare occurrence. Lol
Did the match actually look good though?


That's the ultimate question.. unless you're just reckless like me and swipe right for everything out of frustration and get messages from all the brazen cows.
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*insert leg hump emoji*
Exactly my friend !
Leg humping is merchandising as well..
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Beautiful ?
I thank God on my knees for it !

Look...Personal I think if Tara had presented her video like the girl (see pic)
She would rock 10,000,000 millions of YouTube views in only 24 hours and this means cash !
These day's it's all about merchandising and marketing !
Do you see my point ?
And Tara has the looks for it ...So why not ?
Some people prefer to reserve these particular assets for more private engagements and allow their non physical assets to "do the work." There are things you appreciate and then things you respect. I have rarely respected someone for the way they look, even if I do appreciate it. I like to spend time with someone that lots of people respect, but who allows me to do most of the appreciating.
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Some people prefer to reserve these particular assets for more private engagements and allow their non physical assets to "do the work." There are things you appreciate and then things you respect. I have rarely respected someone for the way they look, even if I do appreciate it. I like to spend time with someone that lots of people respect, but who allows me to do most of the appreciating.
I don't appreciate the seriousness of this post.


EDIT: Also, was making my eyes bleed.
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I don't appreciate the seriousness of this post.


EDIT: Also, was making my eyes bleed.
Thanks for the fix. I HATE when I do that.... makes me feel like smoosh 's tinder lady.
*goes and measures eyebrow separation*

Sorry so srs. I like eye candy too... but, maybe I am just old, but I like brain candy more. Fortunately, there (they're their) exists some that are a feast for the brain and the eyes.
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Whoa. I learned something. I am also right-handed and left-eye dominant.

1MOREMOD When you said you shoot right eye... I had a HORRIBLE mental picture. Don't ever talk about shooting your eye again. EVAR... please.
For you i will shoot on both eyes.
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For you i will shoot on both eyes.
ME!

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