The All-New Lockdown Humour Thread

Rukka · 04-08-2021, 07:15 AM

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RickLS7 · 04-09-2021, 04:10 AM

Just finished my 200th marathon since lockdown started!

(I still can’t bring myself to call them snickers).

zofinger · 04-09-2021, 02:58 PM

US tourist as he's walking along 'The Long Walk':

"Windsor Castle, what a magnificent sight. Stunning. <Looking up>. But why they built it near an airport is beyond me".

True story.

Watsey · 04-14-2021, 04:24 PM

A 'finger lickin good' night in

(and I checked the reg - it's legit !)

JustChris · 04-15-2021, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Watsey

A 'finger lickin good' night in

(and I checked the reg - it's legit !)

OooooooooooooooOoooo.... smothered in the colonols special sauce.

JustChris · 04-15-2021, 10:09 AM

RickLS7 · 05-14-2021, 04:03 AM

Awesome:

KRS_SN · 05-14-2021, 07:11 AM

have you seen it

Rbrown · 05-17-2021, 02:11 PM

Apologies in advance...this is a terrible "dad joke"...

All these people that are joking about the India variant....my neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week..

And he's only just buried his naan

JustChris · 05-17-2021, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Rbrown

Apologies in advance...this is a terrible "dad joke"...

All these people that are joking about the India variant....my neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week..

And he's only just buried his naan

'Kin ell' !!!! 😙🤔😀😳

KRS_SN · 05-17-2021, 04:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rbrown

Apologies in advance...this is a terrible "dad joke"...

All these people that are joking about the India variant....my neighbour caught it and has been in a korma for a week..

And he's only just buried his naan

sadly the virus has kilt a lot of people.

KRS_SN · 05-17-2021, 05:47 PM

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JustChris · 05-18-2021, 02:17 AM

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KRS_SN · 05-18-2021, 03:03 PM

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isleaiw1 · 05-18-2021, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by KRS_SN

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Think we all appreciate that one, shame they cant cut down on the hangers on and give more to the nurses....

CajunBMW · 05-18-2021, 03:26 PM

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Originally Posted by JustChris

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I had to laugh when I saw this, as I can imagine that at least someone really did this ….hopefully the new homeowner would eventually laugh.

JustChris · 05-21-2021, 10:56 AM

JustChris · 05-21-2021, 11:55 AM

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KRS_SN · 05-26-2021, 08:30 AM

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winther1 · 05-26-2021, 09:20 AM

Bmplotsx · 05-26-2021, 09:37 AM

class

Bmplotsx · 05-26-2021, 09:46 AM

does count it tho doesn't it

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04-14-2021, 04:24 PM	#312
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05-17-2021, 02:11 PM	#317
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