My 3 litre car is better than your 2 litre!?

andrewX3M40d · 02-05-2017, 11:01 AM

My god have you both been to the Donald Trump school of diplomacy.

Even my teenage daughter isn't as touchy as the pair of you and trust me that is saying something

Squiretolley · 02-05-2017, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Broncho

Comedy thread this

I'm certainly enjoying it. I'm the one who bought the key case!!!

I've got a 20d as well...how ironic.

F30Andy · 02-05-2017, 11:03 AM

The way this one has gone it looks like it will be a case of measuring penis's soon.

Drek · 02-05-2017, 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by andrew2101

My god have you both been to the Donald Trump school of diplomacy.

Even my teenage daughter isn't as touchy as the pair of you and trust me that is saying something

I rather suspect that one of us is taking it far more seriously than the other..

CazuaLLUK · 02-05-2017, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by F30Andy

The way this one has gone it looks like it will be a case of measuring penis's soon.

No need mate, I have a 2 litre so in his eyes he is far superior than me in every way, shape and form.

But what I didn't tell you was my middle name is 'Mandingo'

Riffs · 02-05-2017, 11:13 AM

My car is Tanzanite Blue so fuck all you lot with just 'Blue'.

Losers.

skipraider · 02-05-2017, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Sasquartch

Blimey. A key case.

I have a 2 litre and I actively sought out a non-sport suspension. It has wood trim in luxury spec. I hate the idea of lowered suspension, huge wheels etc

CazuaLLUK · 02-05-2017, 11:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Drek

I rather suspect that one of us is taking it far more seriously than the other..

And I rather suspect someone has a bigger ego than the other.

Pipe down.

Blacktemplar · 02-05-2017, 11:16 AM

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Originally Posted by BrennanF30

Think those are 330i Tourings

4 cylinder rubbish then 😉

Drek · 02-05-2017, 11:17 AM

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Originally Posted by CazuaLLUK

No need mate, I have a 2 litre so in his eyes he is far superior than me in every way, shape and form.

But what I didn't tell you was my middle name is 'Mandingo'

Go on, show me where I explicitly said that? Actually, let me save you the bother. It's you that thinks that, not me.

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Originally Posted by Drek

Fundamentally, and despite Liam's assertion, my car is no better or worse than anyone else's but what it is, is fit for my purpose. I have bought it for the way that I want to use it and also because my wallet allows me to. I couldn't give a flying monkey what anyone else drives, V12 or a 1.4 litre diesel, it's of zero interest or consequence to me.

SteveChester · 02-05-2017, 11:18 AM

Why don't you both get your cocks out, measure them and the winner will be decided fair and square.

Otherwise both of you should shut the fuck up and grow up!!!!

F30Andy · 02-05-2017, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveChester

Why don't you both get your cocks out, measure them and the winner will be decided fair and square.

Otherwise both of you should shut the fuck up and grow up!!!!

Don't encourage them, I actually think that's what end up happening!

Drek · 02-05-2017, 11:20 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveChester

Why don't you both get your cocks out, measure them and the winner will be decided fair and square.

Otherwise both of you should shut the fuck up and grow up!!!!

You got a dog in this fight? Thought not, jog on.

JNW1 · 02-05-2017, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by CazuaLLUK

Yeah I just said the key case was shit, my opinion.

Pretty lame on his part tbh.

And he just suggested you were adding M-Performance tat to your car; also his opinion and no mention of what was under the bonnet of your car at that stage. You responded by calling him a twat and a cock and it went downhill from there, culminating in you starting a whole separate thread to discuss what was really much ado about nothing.

Who do you think is coming across as the real plonker here?

....,,,,..,,.. · 02-05-2017, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by F30Andy

Don't encourage them, I actually think that's what end up happening!

I think both would be happy with some side by side penis stuff...

SkyJawa · 02-05-2017, 11:22 AM

Stayed away from this forum for a bit, thought I'd pop back for a look and I'm just reminded why I stopped looking in the first place! Lol lol and simply lol.

SteveChester · 02-05-2017, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Drek

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Originally Posted by SteveChester

Why don't you both get your cocks out, measure them and the winner will be decided fair and square.

Otherwise both of you should shut the fuck up and grow up!!!!

You got a dog in this fight? Thought not, jog on.

Alternative sell your BMW and bore off to an Audi forum where you belong you fuckwit.

Drek · 02-05-2017, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by SteveChester

Alternative sell your BMW and bore off to an Audi forum where you belong you fuckwit.

You are Liam and I claim my £10.

....,,,,..,,.. · 02-05-2017, 11:25 AM

Come and get your

BrennanF30 · 02-05-2017, 11:30 AM

rich100 · 02-05-2017, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Drek

You can have mine for £30, apparently it's shit.

what are the monthlies and will C2C be able to beat it?

teaston · 02-05-2017, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Lobb

Obviously, if you bought a 335d you didn't buy the (non M) top of the 3 series range. That would be the 340i. The 335d is second, or as Ron Dennis will tell you, "the first of the losers"....

I totally disagree with all this arguing and name calling!

Btw you're talking shit & you're a cock!

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