[Broncho]

She must know me pretty well....

[mikeoz]

Bit young for a MILF.....Let me know when the Nigeria Prince asks for money...

[JustChris]

How did she know you were masturbating now?

Time to tape up the front camera on the phone.

[Broncho]

Originally Posted by JustChris

How do she know you were masturbating now?

Time to tape up the front camera on the phone.

Probably an educated guess.

[Kal101]

Sounds like a scam to me.

Send me a link and I’ll check it out for you.

Just in case.

[Ridg]

Originally Posted by Kal101

Sounds like a scam to me.

Send me a link and I’ll check it out for you.

Just in case.

reminds me of

CAR PARK SCAM: BEWARE!
Please BE WARNED! Over the last month I have become a victim of a clever 'Eastern European' scam whilst out shopping.

Here's how the scam works:

Two very good-looking 20-21 year-old girls of eastern European origin come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the boot. They both start cleaning your windscreen, their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T- shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they'll say 'No' and instead they ask you for a lift to another supermarket. You agree and they both get in the back seat.

On the way there, they start undressing, until both are completely naked. Then, when you pull over to remonstrate, one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over your lap, kissing you, touching you intimately and thrusting herself against you, while the other one steals your wallet!

I had my wallet stolen on September 4th, 9th,10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th and 29th. Also on October 1st, 4th, 6th, 9th and 10th and twice yesterday.So please warn all the older men you know to be on the lookout for this scam.

The best times seem to be just before lunch and about 4:30 in the afternoon.

[Kal101]

Originally Posted by Ridg

reminds me of

Just so you know wallets are on special offer at 99p at Aldi. 👍

[planemad]

What an offer!

[agentorange]

ROFLMAO!!! A while after my first wife passed from cancer I joined an online dating site. As a newbie my account got hammered by messages from "girls" who thought I was sexy and wanted to party with me in Vegas. All I had to do was pay for the air ticket to get them in from New Jersey/Ahole Alabama or wherever. Uh-huh. Didn't know my profile pictures looked so gormless.

[RobUK]

Originally Posted by agentorange

ROFLMAO!!! A while after my first wife passed from cancer I joined an online dating site. As a newbie my account got hammered by messages from "girls" who thought I was sexy and wanted to party with me in Vegas. All I had to do was pay for the air ticket to get them in from New Jersey/Ahole Alabama or wherever. Uh-huh. Didn't know my profile pictures looked so gormless.

Sadly like all these scams - they do it because no matter how preposterous it sounds, every once in a while someone falls for it.

[Kal101]

Originally Posted by RobUK

Sadly like all these scams - they do it because no matter how preposterous it sounds, every once in a while someone falls for it.

Bet there’s a bucket load of hot horny women out there wondering why they can’t get some.

Along with a shed load of Nigerian princes trying to get some help to recover their billions.

[rlmesq]

Or they convince you to send them dick pix... and the next call is from the girl's father, who says she's a minor and he will turn you over to the police unless you pay him. Here in the states, the girl and her father are often prison inmates running the scam on contraband cell phones they keep hidden in their prison wallets.

[Wills2]

Originally Posted by agentorange

ROFLMAO!!! A while after my first wife passed from cancer I joined an online dating site. As a newbie my account got hammered by messages from "girls" who thought I was sexy and wanted to party with me in Vegas. All I had to do was pay for the air ticket to get them in from New Jersey/Ahole Alabama or wherever. Uh-huh. Didn't know my profile pictures looked so gormless.

To be fair that's like taking coals to Newcastle from what I've seen of Vegas, I remember being in the Wynn at the parasol up bar with my marketing team one night.

I think I'm in there, as that really attractive woman at the bar has just given me a really gorgeous smile....I'm going to ask her to join us, Yes Neil, that's because she's a hooker....came the reply as I walked over to her.......Oh shit.