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      08-26-2019, 07:23 AM   #2157
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I think that is quite clear
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      08-26-2019, 09:23 AM   #2158
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I banged a cleaning lady while she was out on a job. And then, just to fuck with the man of the house she was cleaning, i stuffed her panties in the laundry hamper. I’m going to hell, aren’t i?
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      08-26-2019, 10:06 AM   #2159
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Where have you been? I was starting to worry about you.
aww
i've been in germany! then went back to school, moving and going out and all the stuff i needed to take care of - now that's classes are starting though i'll be here often!

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      08-26-2019, 10:08 AM   #2160
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      08-26-2019, 10:18 AM   #2161
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Is this a sexual metaphor, or a literal statement?
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      08-26-2019, 10:33 AM   #2162
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its a song..
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      08-26-2019, 10:50 AM   #2163
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Is this a sexual metaphor, or a literal statement?
We REALLY need to work on your "Murican culture if you are going to make a serious run at the house we painted white.
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      08-26-2019, 10:56 AM   #2164
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You poop in there too?
Only when the Knicks lose, which is often.
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      08-26-2019, 11:02 AM   #2165
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We REALLY need to work on your "Murican culture if you are going to make a serious run at the house we painted white.
Mr.SugarSkulls would be the perfect candidate too, however, he would rather RUN to Seahawk games while PASSing by all the electoral votes.

Confession: for lunch I gave the drive through attendant an expired coupon and she took the bait.
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Also our E90 330 and 325 will soon have some sort of boost. So there is actually more of a chance to get more hp out of a 330 then a 335 in my opinion
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      08-27-2019, 02:30 AM   #2166
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Confession: for lunch I gave the drive through attendant an expired coupon and she took the bait.
Made my day
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bad part of moving: down to one computer which means i came to my 8am class with all the porn open
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      08-27-2019, 08:20 AM   #2168
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bad part of moving: down to one computer which means i came to my 8am class with all the porn open


Was the volume on?
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^ reminds me: Last week I drove to Subway to get a sandwich after leaving the gym. I had the car on bluetooth audio and was listening to Pandora. After I turned the car off and put my phone in my pocket, I walk into Subway. While standing in line, I faintly begin to hear a woman moan. It suddenly gets louder and louder. People in the restaurant start looking around trying to figure out where it is coming from. The woman in front of me, with two small girls in tow, is not pleased. Suddenly I hear a heavy metal guitar accompanying said moaning and realize, my Pandora is still playing in my pocket. More Human than Human - White Zombie has started playing in my pocket. Instantly, the room was separated between the cool and not so cool people. The cool people started laughing as soon as they recognized the music; the not so cool people shot me daggers all while expressing their distaste with their menacing vibrations. I was embarrassed and chuckling to myself at the same time.

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      08-27-2019, 11:46 AM   #2170
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^ reminds me: Last week I drove to Subway to get a sandwich after leaving the gym. I had the car one bluetooth audio and was listening to Pandora. After I turned the car off and put my phone in my pocket, I walk into Subway. While standing in line, I faintly begin to hear a woman moan. It suddenly gets louder and louder. People in the restaurant start looking around trying to figure out where it is coming from. The woman in front of me, with two small girls in tow, is not pleased. Suddenly I hear a heavy metal guitar accompanying said moaning and realize, my Pandora is still playing in my pocket. More Human than Human - White Zombie has started playing in my pocket. Instantly, the room was separated between the cool and not so cool people. The cool people started laughing as soon as they recognized the music; the not so cool people shot me daggers all while expressing their distaste with their menacing vibrations. I was embarrassed and chuckling to myself at the same time.

LOL! There was this guy at the gym a few months back who apparently didn't have his wireless earbuds setup right just literally jamming to Taylor Swift while he was in the gym. He didn't even know it was playing over his phone.

Imagine seeing a guy checking himself out in the mirror pseudo flexing while listening to "shake it off". (I think that's the name of the song).
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      08-27-2019, 12:22 PM   #2171
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LOL! There was this guy at the gym a few months back who apparently didn't have his wireless earbuds setup right just literally jamming to Taylor Swift while he was in the gym. He didn't even know it was playing over his phone.

Imagine seeing a guy checking himself out in the mirror pseudo flexing while listening to "shake it off". (I think that's the name of the song).
Oh holy shit!!! I would have died laughing at him!!!
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I took a sign once years ago while on a business trip. We flew into Indiana and in the rental car we passed a church that had the name "Knob" in it.

Well there was a paper sign stuck in the ground about an event they were having and the sign said something to the effect of "Presented by Our Ladies of The Knob".

When we seen it, the VP I was with had to stop and take pictures of it. They had a few of them in various places around the different entrances...so I just pulled it out of the ground and throwed it in the backseat of the car.

Trying to board our flight back, I even tried to "check" the sign through luggage but they made me throw it away because of the 1/8" re-bar that was used to stake it into the ground.
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Was the volume on?
... yes, could be worse though, this was a lecture and i was sitting with the boys.

i also teach a section of the engineering orientation course for freshman where we teach them how to be professional and make the best use of their time on campus
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      08-27-2019, 01:36 PM   #2174
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I took a sign once years ago while on a business trip. We flew into Indiana and in the rental car we passed a church that had the name "Knob" in it.

Well there was a paper sign stuck in the ground about an event they were having and the sign said something to the effect of "Presented by Our Ladies of The Knob".

When we seen it, the VP I was with had to stop and take pictures of it. They had a few of them in various places around the different entrances...so I just pulled it out of the ground and throwed it in the backseat of the car.

Trying to board our flight back, I even tried to "check" the sign through luggage but they made me throw it away because of the 1/8" re-bar that was used to stake it into the ground.
That's a good sign! Well worth the taking!
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So he grabbed someone elses knob then tried to sneak it in a plane and you praise him!

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Sp he grabbed someone elses knob then tried to sneak it in a plane and you praise him!
It was me that actually took the sign.....at the time I found it hilarious!
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I know I was making fun of you and your knob grabbing
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