[Tengocity]

P1PET is a prototype AI internet forum conversation generator... I'm convinced of it!

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by Tengocity

P1PET is a prototype AI internet forum conversation generator... I'm convinced of it!

You think the developers are back to the drawing board yet?

What was that sex-crazed bot that microsoft had to stand down?

[Apollocs]

Originally Posted by P1 PET

Any car. My budget is £50k max including options and finance rate.

I want 2 doors, sporty coupe, even e class coupe is fine, good interior quality, fit and finish. don't mind 2 seats and don't care about luggage space, got access to other cars for that. Don't want to pay more than 5% APR on brand spanking new car, and Porsche has offered me only 6.4% at best. Can you recommend a car for me?

Why not spread the 50k spend out over the next few years by trying out a few used performance cars at the 20-25k mark? A used Porsche 911 (997) is certainly within budget.

If purchased wisely you can minimise the loss when selling and have the fun/experience of several different cars. It will also make life easier with mortgage finance for the house with less outgoings on car finance.

My one regret with cars is not owning or trying enough different models once insurance became reasonable when I was your age.

[Ronstein]

Originally Posted by P1 PET

House is more important at the moment, and i'm 15, quality control as of now.

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[cesare87]

Originally Posted by P1 PET

Good daily drive, not sluggish when you need the power to overtake other slow cars on motorway.

But, it is not a fast car that pushes you back in the seats. Power delivery is smooth as expected from 3.0 litre engine.

The 440i didnt have super car slaying performance like reviews on here suggest?

Shock horror. Lol

[P1 PET]

Originally Posted by Apollocs

Why not spread the 50k spend out over the next few years by trying out a few used performance cars at the 20-25k mark? A used Porsche 911 (997) is certainly within budget.

If purchased wisely you can minimise the loss when selling and have the fun/experience of several different cars. It will also make life easier with mortgage finance for the house with less outgoings on car finance.

My one regret with cars is not owning or trying enough different models once insurance became reasonable when I was your age.

Thank you. I checked previous gen Cayman 3.4 litre before, but don't like front design of air intakes, round fog lights, nav and infotainment system is crap as you would expect and APR on used cars are very high and this is the main reason even i can live with the car without any technology. I think insurance will be, very, very high as well...I like old Cayman GTS very much, but too expensive and its way out of my budget at the moment. I'll take your advice sir and try to minimise spending and also spend wisely.

Old GTS, very nice.

[BrennanF30]

I hear Audi have lovely key cases

[Rukka]

Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

Just when I thought that this week had given all the comedy thread gold that it could

[P1 PET]

Originally Posted by Rukka

Mate please read my reply in other thread. Keep 440i driving experience only in this thread please mate.

Originally Posted by BrennanF30

I hear Audi have lovely key cases

Porsche sells each for nearly £200 as option with matching exterior colour when ordering the car lol. Probably think customers are so dumb lol. Anyway, i am sorry mate if you see me as a troll, but i'm a very humble, down to earth, and hard working individual in real life. Too much time in my hands today, day offf!

[mcoops]

This is it! The third gold thread that makes up the hat trick (one and two being keyfobgate/3L vs 2L and Caroline5)! What a genius idea to start a thread where you literally just write down whatever comes into your head

What a week. I've not watched any telly, done any work or spoken to the family. Cat is dead because he can't open the tins himself.

[BrennanF30]

Originally Posted by P1 PET

Mate please read my reply in other thread. Keep 440i driving experience only in this thread please mate.



Porsche sells each for nearly £200 as option with matching exterior colour when ordering the car lol. Probably think customers are so dumb lol. Anyway, i am sorry mate if you see me as a troll, but i'm a very humble, down to earth, and hard working individual in real life. Too much time in my hands today, day offf!

Haha i dont see you as a troll mate im just enjoying #keycasegate

[P1 PET]

This thread is not a BMW bashing thread anymore as it seems...

Takes 22.5 secs to hit 220 km/h (135 mph)

Same model i drove, 40i convertible. Interesting review if you have time!!!

[225]

This thread is even more confusing than the other one yet still seems to end up on a 2lt car vs 3lt WTF.

P1PET im lost. Do you own a car?
Do you want a car?
Are you a robot ?!

[P1 PET]

Originally Posted by 225

This thread is even more confusing than the other one yet still seems to end up on a 2lt car vs 3lt WTF.

P1PET im lost. Do you own a car?
Do you want a car?
Are you a robot ?!

This was supposed to be a dedicated thread to freely talk about things you don't like about BMW, or areas where you think BMW should improve, or features/options you wish BMW had and offered. And I am okay, thanks for asking.

Sorry about this thread in wrong section, and making you confused.

[P1 PET]

Good engine, but wish it would produce more BHP and pull a bit faster with it's 3 litre capacity.




Next test drive.

Originally Posted by 225

Do you want a car?

I've got a cat and he's a petrolhead too.

[rich100]

Originally Posted by Tengocity

P1PET is a prototype AI internet forum conversation generator... I'm convinced of it!

Agreed ... the text of the posts is almost exactly the same as those of Astute BMW, posts for whom were regrettably deleted by the mods.

Anyway can't stop I'm off out to test a Bugatti Veyron this afternoon.

My friends are very jealous. Most can only afford brand new 540i

[P1 PET]

Originally Posted by rich100

Agreed ... the text of the posts is almost exactly the same as those of Astute BMW, posts for whom were regrettably deleted by the mods.

Anyway can't stop I'm off out to test a Bugatti Veyron this afternoon.

My friends are very jealous. Most can only afford brand new 540i

Seriously? I feel sorry for you judging other people based on sentences or words he writes online? You don't know me and that is not the point of this thread. I'm just a humble, and hard working individual who speaks freely and says what he has in mind like Donald Trump does. I am done!!! Please write me only if you have ideas or suggestions to contribute which help me decide what car to get. PS I don't even have friends, let alone bragging about friends getting new 540i lol. MR JWW used to work in the club as glass collector, but he now owns 675 LT, F12, GT3 RS, RS6 and many other toys. So, life can go up and down and down and up!!!

[rich100]

Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

You think the developers are back to the drawing board yet?

What was that sex-crazed bot that microsoft had to stand down?

That was hilarious .... she was called Tey

24 hours of twitter later......

"after Microsoft introduced an innocent Artificial Intelligence chat robot to Twitter it has had to delete it after it transformed into an evil Hitler-loving, incestual sex-promoting, 'Bush did 9/11'-proclaiming

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.tel...?client=safari

[rich100]

Originally Posted by TouringPleb

What's a patrol head?

And PARAGRAPHS!!!!!!

I'm thinking in addition to everything else going on in his life he must also be the head of a traffic division.

This possibly also explains why he spends a lot of time on the autobahn.

Jeez I think I have cracked it

[rich100]

Originally Posted by P1 PET

Seriously? I feel sorry for you judging other people based on sentences or words he writes online? You don't know me and that is not the point of this thread. I'm just a humble, and hard working individual who speaks freely and says what he has in mind like Donald Trump does. I am done!!! Please write me only if you have ideas or suggestions to contribute which help me decide what car to get. PS I don't even have friends, let alone bragging about friends getting new 540i lol. MR JWW used to work in the club as glass collector, but he now owns 675 LT, F12, GT3 RS, RS6 and many other toys. So, life can go up and down and down and up!!!

My sincere apologies. I no wish to offend

I have sent profuse apologies to my friends ( both of them)

This has also caused me to re think the test drive in the Veyron and to reconsider the many benefits of public transport particularly when travelling in city.

Dealer is very disappointed but understands. I'm sure he'll make commission up somehow.

[mcoops]

Now cat photos!!

Please don't stop!

[P1 PET]

Originally Posted by mcoops

Now cat photos!!

Please don't stop!

His favourite is La Ferrari man. I can't stop laughing!!!