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Originally Posted by rich100

Omg where do you start......

Well it's a Diesel, it's a 4 pot, it's a 318, however it gets a bit better after that

[HelmutVisor]

It appears he's even gone to the trouble of procuring a silver effect carbon effect M effect badge too. That's seriously not an accident. He's gone 'turbo M Badge Wanker' on that one. He probably also beats his girlfriend and molests young footballers too.

[sahajesh]

Originally Posted by HelmutVisor

It appears he's even gone to the trouble of procuring a silver effect carbon effect M effect badge too. That's seriously not an accident. He's gone 'turbo M Badge Wanker' on that one. He probably also beats his girlfriend and molests young footballers too.

I wish I had waited to see the owner - I suspect he lives in Barnsley as all South Yorkshire twats live there.

[HelmutVisor]

Originally Posted by sahajesh

I wish I had waited to see the owner - I suspect he lives in Barnsley as all South Yorkshire twats live there.

Not strictly true. We have a complete clunge from South Yorkshire who lives down here in Somerset. He makes Piers Morgan seem like a top bloke. Wish we could send the fucktard back oop north.

[sahajesh]

Originally Posted by HelmutVisor

Not strictly true. We have a complete clunge from South Yorkshire who lives down here in Somerset. He makes Piers Morgan seem like a top bloke. Wish we could send the fucktard back oop north.

Surprised he had the intelligence to move but thanks for taking him in

[HelmutVisor]

Originally Posted by sahajesh

Surprised he had the intelligence to move but thanks for taking him in

I think he got on the wrong National Express coach. We accept him like syphilis....

[HelmutVisor]

And he's the sort of bloke that if he bought a BMW, would spend his months wages in Halfords devaluing it. He would stick so many M badges on it, it would make Caz's Bimmer look like a stealth car. This chap currently drives a Chevrolet Lacetti in red with black alloys and red rims. He says it's what the 'XR2i could have been'. I want to kerb-stomp the chod every time he opens his big fat northern gob.

[sahajesh]

Don't blame you HV. Have you considered pouring battery acid on his car, one night?

Not condoning actual damage but imagine his reaction...

[HelmutVisor]

Originally Posted by sahajesh

Don't blame you HV. Have you considered pouring battery acid on his car, one night?

Not condoning actual damage but imagine his reaction...

That would increase its value....

[SteveChester]

Originally Posted by rich100

Omg where do you start......

I'd start by pulling off his aforementioned badges and restoring a sense of normality to his motor vehicle.

[Buttons]

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[JustChris]

Originally Posted by Buttons

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Classic!

[Rukka]

Snapped this morning whilst sat in stationary traffic.

I'll just leave this here........

[P1 PET]

Originally Posted by JustChris

Classic!

Will i be classed as being one of them if i change single exhaust pipe to twin?

But, no M badge on any part of the car whatsoever.

[isleaiw1]

Originally Posted by P1 PET

Will i be classed as being one of them if i change single exhaust pipe to twin?

But, no M badge on any part of the car whatsoever.

Well on another thread there is a new G30 5 series with lots of M Performance stuff and M badges on the wing and that seems to be getting a good reaction (debadged at the back though so presume a 520d!)

[sygazelle]

I was reading the posts on this thread somewhat in shock seeing what some people will do. I believe people should do what they want with their cars; if they want to look stupid that's their business.

Then I thought, you can be a BMW M badge wanker even in a real M. This video is old news by now but it proves the point very well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miA5qj5ergM

[JustChris]

Originally Posted by P1 PET

Will i be classed as being one of them if i change single exhaust pipe to twin?

But, no M badge on any part of the car whatsoever.

I don't know....you have to look yourself in the mirror and decide....?

[JustChris]

Anyone else see this front page and think the photo looks like a quality chav rear end with every badge on it

"M8" + "M8 Competition" Badges - Preview in the ETK https://f92.bimmerpost.com/forums/sh....php?t=1542318