[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by shoei

Oh and as for android??

It's better in every single way.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Pissing contest?

Well, I pee sitting down while you guys have to stand up.

Wait. Ugh, you guys win, dammit.

At home, I sit down as well.

The battle is on.


I bet you don't even wear Lululemon outfits.

EWWWW! I thought you cared about aesthetics.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

At home, I sit down as well.

The battle is on.


I bet you don't even wear Lululemon outfits.

EWWWW! I thought you cared about aesthetics.

Haha I wear Lululemon. It's from Vancouver. Duh.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Haha I wear Lululemon. It's from Vancouver. Duh.

Hmm... Wunderunder cropped or not cropped?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Hmm... Wunderunder cropped or not cropped?

Uh that's really sad that you know that

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Uh that's really sad that you know that

I take that as a win for me!

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

I take that as a win for me!

Nope. You lose. I don't have wunderunders. And you're a loser for knowing the style names of women's pants.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by ASAP

Well to be objective, it is the slowest version of the car... a 335i performs better on slalom... but yeah M car.

6mt... driven a 1M and an F80... still DCT by a mile on this one... at this point even Ferrari agrees.

Android? Nah son, full apple suite here.

Slowest M???

My Ms. Piggy??

Nah son.

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Nope. You lose. I don't have wunderunders. And you're a loser for knowing the style names of women's pants.

Those are the best cut and most flattering on a woman.

You lose on here and in real life.



Dont H8 on Prop 8

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

Those are the best cut and most flattering on a woman.

You lose on here and in real life.



Dont H8 on Prop 8

I don't like wearing pants.

You lose.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Nope. You lose. I don't have wunderunders. And you're a loser for knowing the style names of women's pants.

Look at it this way, he would be awesome at buying gifts. Hubby material, maybe?

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by duck fat

Look at it this way, he would be awesome at buying gifts. Hubby material, maybe?

Obviously he's already bought them for his wife. And no that doesn't impress me.

[Banana Hammock]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Obviously he's already bought them for his wife. And no that doesn't impress me.

PoorLurker I tried.

[VRG_135]

Originally Posted by ASAP

Well to be objective, it is the slowest version of the car... a 335i performs better on slalom... but yeah M car.

6mt... driven a 1M and an F80... still DCT by a mile on this one... at this point even Ferrari agrees.

Android? Nah son, full apple suite here.

The only drawback to the dct is that I can't rev it as I pass somebody, challenging them to a race

[shoei]

Originally Posted by VRG_135

The only drawback to the dct is that I can't rev it as I pass somebody, challenging them to a race

I'm hoping you were just being sarcastic but you can pop the DCT into neutral...

[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by bimmette

Obviously he's already bought them for his wife. And no that doesn't impress me.

I don't think I have ever bought them for her. Too pricey for my blood. Remember, I am like you how can anyone spend so much money on clothes! I just buy sweat pants from walmart. They have some end of the year camo ones that were half off so I got three pairs. Two of them were a size too big but the draw string makes them fit perfectly in the waist.

Originally Posted by duck fat

PoorLurker I tried.

Thanks, but she's not my type. She's not asian enough.

[Nkc]

Originally Posted by ASAP

I'd like to get a couple of things straight if I may-


A vert M car is not a real M car.
Those that like 6mt's are out of date with technology.
Android phones are uselessly customizable.
A big turbo N54 is not a good overall car.
Mustangs no matter how good (GT350) are still Mustangs.
The M2 is overrated (drove one on the track and was disappointed).
Newer (F30 and up) chassis non M bmw's offer little driving experience.
Both Hilary and Donald are useless candidates... but one could potentially be a criminal.


Glad I could let all of that out...

So much trolling going on but gotta agree.
M should never come in a vert. I have one and it's really not a great performance car compared to its fixed roof sibling which I also have. Great summer car though.
N54 really isn't a great engine for the track. Basically any turbo car will run into trouble sooner or later. Got one of those too but relieving it of its track duties soon.
F30 is the worst 3er ever. It was made for slow Asian female drivers and/or badge whores. Asian mother in law had that. I put a good 5k kms on it mainly because it had 4 doors and I still hate it. I got more engagement from the most shittiest shit box rental car. Oh did I mention that it's a piece of over priced shit?

Regarding the other stuff like 6mt and Android, go fuck yourself ASAP!

How's this for outdated?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

Did somebody say, ASBSECU E93 has an inferior M?!!

Or was this to talk about jtodd_fl and his inferior M?! I'm confused...

As for the 6MT being out of date technology, clearly somebody here hasn't driven a 1M, M2, f8x in manual... After you've done that, feel free to come back and drone on about it being "outdated" technology... Or at least do your homework first...

Oh and as for android??

They didn't mean out of date...they meant SLOW.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

They didn't mean out of date...they meant SLOW.

That's a more logical explanation... Nobody will dispute a fraction slower... Outdated tech is a bit of a stretch however...

Outdated would be people driving vehicles that weigh as much as Free Willy...

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's a more logical explanation... Nobody will dispute a fraction slower... Outdated tech is a bit of a stretch however...

Outdated would be people driving vehicles that weigh as much as Free Willy...

By fraction you mean pathetically slower, correct?

Yes. My carbon fiber and cfrp M6 powered by the best M engine ever made?

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

By fraction you mean pathetically slower, correct?

Yes. My carbon fiber and cfrp M6 powered by the best M engine ever made?

...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

That's a more logical explanation... Nobody will dispute a fraction slower... Outdated tech is a bit of a stretch however...

Outdated would be people driving vehicles that weigh as much as Free Willy...

Come at me brah.....

And you too ASAP and Nkc

Fast is fast.....fuq'rs.