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      07-18-2016, 09:09 AM   #9989
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      07-18-2016, 10:02 AM   #9990
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Honest question for the ladies. Biorin Lups bimmette Sara504 F87LUV

WTF is skin care so expensive?
Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.
You'd think there'd be volunteers!
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      07-18-2016, 10:13 AM   #9991
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Honest question for the ladies. Biorin Lups bimmette Sara504 F87LUV

WTF is skin care so expensive?
Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.
You'd think there'd be volunteers!
You seem up for the challenge.
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      07-18-2016, 10:20 AM   #9992
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You'd think there'd be volunteers!
Go to Sea World after hours. Shamu makes his own human face shampoo with the helping hands of his team.
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      07-18-2016, 10:34 AM   #9993
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Honest question for the ladies. Biorin Lups bimmette Sara504 F87LUV

WTF is skin care so expensive?
Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.
You'd think there'd be volunteers!
You seem up for the challenge.
Wow. Pretty,sure that one left a scar. Ouch. I'm a practice dummy for the volunteers though - gotta get used to the size.

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      07-21-2016, 11:35 PM   #9994
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Approximately how much wrap did you use for your interior trim?
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      07-22-2016, 12:20 AM   #9995
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Approximately how much wrap did you use for your interior trim?
Didn't you watch the video?

I bought 5x5 ft but probably have a third left.
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      07-22-2016, 12:23 AM   #9996
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Didn't you watch the video?

I bought 5x5 ft but probably have a third left.
I disregarded that part for some reason, my b. Thanks.
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      07-22-2016, 09:32 AM   #9997
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      07-22-2016, 09:51 AM   #9998
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      07-22-2016, 10:06 AM   #9999
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Guys are assholes. I'm a guy so I know.
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      07-22-2016, 10:07 AM   #10000
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Guys are assholes. I'm a guy so I know.
Haha yup. Too bad I can't switch teams. Hahaha
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      07-22-2016, 10:08 AM   #10001
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Haha yup. Too bad I can't switch teams. Hahaha
We're not all bad....
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      07-22-2016, 10:23 AM   #10002
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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?
Nope
That sounds like a Bimmette problem, not a Mr. Bimmette problem
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      07-22-2016, 10:27 AM   #10003
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Is there a Mr. Bimmer for Bimmette?
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That sounds like a Bimmette problem, not a Mr. Bimmette problem
Well... She'll always have belgie if it comes down to that?

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      07-22-2016, 10:36 AM   #10004
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      07-22-2016, 10:44 AM   #10005
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Haha yup. Too bad I can't switch teams. Hahaha
So you're saying you want to be a switch hitter...
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      07-22-2016, 10:54 AM   #10007
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Have any of you ever uttered the phrase: This isn't going to lick itself?
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      07-22-2016, 11:00 AM   #10008
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Case in point....
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      07-22-2016, 12:34 PM   #10009
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Have any of you ever uttered the phrase: This isn't going to lick itself?
That's what seems to keep "popping up" when I log into FB
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