[SkyJawa]

Overuse of the word "man".

[blackrabbit]

Jooles Holland!

[Blacktemplar]

Use of the word "of" instead of "have", as in "I should of known he was an M-badge wanker"

[Blacktemplar]

Originally Posted by McBride

Personally I find that mine has progressively got worse as I have got older. This may be due to the pressures of everyday life and work, who's knows. Being aware of the symptoms is definitely a bonus as I've found it helps you recognise your biggest issues.

The biggest problem with aspergers is how it affects those around you. My wife is very understanding but there's no denying i am a difficult person to live and inevitably from time to time it puts pressure on the relationship due to my outbursts. From my own experience I would suggest that your family understanding the symptoms is just as important as your son understanding them.

Professionally aspergers sufferers tend to be fairly academic so it makes sense that they will do well career wise. In the professional world the ability to socialise is of lesser importance becuase any social situations always have a route to the job at hand.

Thanks for the candid words. The point about academic focus is well made; the lad has always been particularly good at logical subjects that require intense focus, though curiously has chosen to study Criminal Psychology at Uni...

[Nobby Clark]

People that flash their hazard lights as a "thank you", particularly when you had no choice but to let them in.

5p bags. I now have to spend 6p on kitchen bin liners.

B&Q for reducing the quality on everything they sell, so you now have to buy more stuff to fix it all.

People who wait until they reach the airport security trays before getting almost undressed, ask every possible question about what needs to go through the scanner and yet still end up getting searched because they thought a litre of water and Galaxy Note 7 was ok to carry through.

Edinburgh Airport. Edinburgh Trams, and that wee twat Jimmy Crankie for thinking Scots can remain in the EU and every other thing that comes out her mouth.

Audis.


and breath.

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People!

People that are unable to make a decision.
People that automatically try to pass any blame on - Teflon shoulders.
People that take a work type bollocking personally.
People that try to make an excuse for fucking up, rather than just admitting to it.
People on public transport trying to make conversation.
People that automatically assume they are getting a bonus.
People that are unable to workout what a process is and how it applies to them.
People that are so PC that they would report themselves for being male / female.
People that answer back when told to do something (questioning is okay).

Chavs, jogger wearing tracksuited twats.
Walts, those that say they own 5 porsches etc, those that say they have £20k of watches (Rolex etc) but drive a VW, Mercedes or Audi.

Above all I just hate people, how we do not breed the human race to extinction I do not know. We will at some point, just look at the window licking chav workshy fuckwits next time you are out - how many kids?

I also have a special bit of dislike for those who do not show allegiance to this country or who very much apologies for it.

[Xplosiv166]

carrying on the people theme:

People who are so lazy they go to the supermarket in their pyjamas
People who wear shorts when it is 5 degrees outside (WTF - it does not make you look hard - just a twat)

Are people so dumb they require the following signs (FFS):

[4WDriver]

All of the above

Plus tautology
The worst being PIN Number
HIV Virus
ATM Machine
KERS System
Grrrr

Plus
It's already been said but needs repeating
FOG LIGHTS when it's not foggy. Hyundai driving F***tards switched them on last Saturday, ......For the winter

Plus Jo Braindead drives all year with parking lights and front foglights when they are neither parked and it's not foggy.

[Blacktemplar]

Women at ATMs who want to check the balance on 4 accounts, then take a week to read each mini statement before taking a tenner out of the first one.

Or get to the front of the queue in the shop and seem surprised that money is required, then rummage for the exact change whilst a queue the length of Wales builds up behind them...

[Herr Dreier]

Originally Posted by 4WDriver

All of the above

Plus tautology
The worst being PIN Number
HIV Virus
ATM Machine
KERS System
Grrrr

Plus
It's already been said but needs repeating
FOG LIGHTS when it's not foggy. Hyundai driving F***tards switched them on last Saturday, ......For the winter

Plus Jo Braindead drives all year with parking lights and front foglights when they are neither parked and it's not foggy.

How about ABS Brakes? (or ABS breaks -- if you drive a French car)

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Originally Posted by Herr Dreier

How about ABS Brakes? (or ABS breaks -- if you drive a French car)

That make be more a case of pleonasm.

Another thing I really 'hate with disliking'

[Rbrown]

People who don't say "please" and "thank you".

Manners cost nothing!!!!

[225]

Originally Posted by Brigand

People!

People that are unable to make a decision.
People that automatically try to pass any blame on - Teflon shoulders.
People that take a work type bollocking personally.
People that try to make an excuse for fucking up, rather than just admitting to it.
People on public transport trying to make conversation.
People that automatically assume they are getting a bonus.
People that are unable to workout what a process is and how it applies to them.
People that are so PC that they would report themselves for being male / female.
People that answer back when told to do something (questioning is okay).

Chavs, jogger wearing tracksuited twats.
Walts, those that say they own 5 porsches etc, those that say they have £20k of watches (Rolex etc) but drive a VW, Mercedes or Audi.

Above all I just hate people, how we do not breed the human race to extinction I do not know. We will at some point, just look at the window licking chav workshy fuckwits next time you are out - how many kids?

I also have a special bit of dislike for those who do not show allegiance to this country or who very much apologies for it.

Agree with the people aspect, there should be sterilisation for anyone that appears on Jeremy Kyle etc.

Few work issues there mate?!

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Originally Posted by 225

Agree with the people aspect, there should be sterilisation for anyone that appears on Jeremy Kyle etc.

Few work issues there mate?!

Not any more

[R0B]

Rich100 beat me to it on the "Can I get..." shit.

I hate that nowadays you can never just say order a coffee. It has to be a macchiato or a flat white. My friends know this drives me fucking mad. Even shitty little shops in train stations have people queuing for 7 minutes per drink. If there was just a percolator and a pint of green top we would ALL get a coffee for our journey.

Anyone who eats on a train. They should also be shot in the face. Or if you eat crisps on the train you should be shot in the testicles.

People who 'swear down'. What is that? Looking at the pavement and muttering profanity?

Pigeons. Pineapple. Passwords. PEOPLE.

...wow I feel better for that.

[Blacktemplar]

Glad I could provide such an obviously much needed public service....😉

[Herr Dreier]

People who sit on a train, clearly with a cold, coughing and spluttering over everyone without putting their hand over their mouth.

I don't want your f**king cold.

[ewanmac]

On the subject of toilet hygiene and toilets, why do you have to typically pull a public toilet door rather than push.

Nothing worse than drying your hands (on one of those shitty hand dryers) to then pull the door handle to find it is wet. Is it water, it is piss? Queue going back to wash your hands again and dry your hands on one of the shitty hand dryers.

Why aren't the doors designed to be pushed on exit? Then you could shove the door with your foot and keep your clean hands clean!

[JD6]

Originally Posted by Rbrown

People who don't say "please" and "thank you".

Manners cost nothing!!!!

You clearly aren't a Viz reader:

They say good manners cost you nothing. utter rubbish. I sent my daughter to finishing school and it cost me twenty bloody grand. J Morgan, Wigan

[mcoops]

Pedants
Compulsive list-makers
BMW drivers

Wait...ah shit...(shoots self)

[Edinburra]

People who stop when they get off a elevator, also those who stop when they enter or leave a shop. No consideration for others whatsoever.

[Blacktemplar]

Petrol Stations that double up as supermarkets, so forcing you to wait in a queue while someone does their weeks food shop! Go to a bloody proper supermarket and just let me pay for my fuel please!