02-20-2020, 01:26 PM | #24 |
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I would park the car you want parked outside your own house outside her house everyday for a bit.
I like the idea of buying an old van or something and parking it as close to her drive without blocking it as possible.. I can be a right cunt if someone fucks with me and gets my back up and would do something like that myself |
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02-20-2020, 05:11 PM | #27 | |
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The first reply about gaslighting has gone and a few others I think. I blame Janet.... |
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02-20-2020, 06:38 PM | #28 | ||
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Odd that some posts have been deleted.
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02-21-2020, 01:46 AM | #29 |
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What should you do? Show her this thread
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02-21-2020, 04:58 AM | #33 |
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Janet was the all-seeing, all-knowing synth on the TV series The Good Place.
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02-21-2020, 05:04 AM | #34 |
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You will need a windy day when she's parked in front of your house... Water your lawn and then fertilize it. Make sure the wind gets the car wet and blows fertilizer on it.
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02-21-2020, 05:34 AM | #35 |
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Just why is her patio 40ft by 50ft ?
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02-24-2020, 03:54 PM | #36 |
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Go pee on her door handles.
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