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      02-20-2020, 01:05 PM   #23
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Just park really closely on either side of her car so she can’t get out.
See how long it takes her to stop.
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      02-20-2020, 01:26 PM   #24
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I would park the car you want parked outside your own house outside her house everyday for a bit.
I like the idea of buying an old van or something and parking it as close to her drive without blocking it as possible.. I can be a right cunt if someone fucks with me and gets my back up and would do something like that myself
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Some very creative ideas in this thread to say the least
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      02-20-2020, 05:04 PM   #26
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This thread has just had a haircut!

Bizarre!
Where have all the posts gone?
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      02-20-2020, 05:11 PM   #27
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This thread has just had a haircut!

Bizarre!
Where have all the posts gone?
No idea, pretty weird as there was nothing but the usual nonsense?

The first reply about gaslighting has gone and a few others I think. I blame Janet....
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      02-20-2020, 06:38 PM   #28
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This thread has just had a haircut!

Bizarre!
Where have all the posts gone?
No idea, pretty weird as there was nothing but the usual nonsense?

The first reply about gaslighting has gone and a few others I think. I blame Janet....
As you say, just the usual nonsense. Nothing offensive.

Odd that some posts have been deleted.
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What should you do? Show her this thread
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This thread has just had a haircut!

Bizarre!
Bitch probably complained
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      02-21-2020, 04:02 AM   #31
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Janet is ALWAYS watching.
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Janet is ALWAYS watching.
You may never hear from me again
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      02-21-2020, 04:58 AM   #33
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Janet was the all-seeing, all-knowing synth on the TV series The Good Place.
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      02-21-2020, 05:04 AM   #34
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You will need a windy day when she's parked in front of your house... Water your lawn and then fertilize it. Make sure the wind gets the car wet and blows fertilizer on it.
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You may never hear from me again
Just why is her patio 40ft by 50ft ?
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Go pee on her door handles.
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