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      05-26-2021, 09:51 AM   #331
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I will confess to most of those, obviously not the sexist one.

"Have you ever heard of keep left except when overtaking you ignorant moron" is another popular one since I frequented the M25 and M1 south of MK more often....
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The power of good vocabulary...

I call and old friend and asked how he was doing

He replied that at that moment he was working on "aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel, under a constrained environment"

I was extremely impressed.

However, on further enquiry, I learned that he was washing dishes with hot water under his wife's supervision!!

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