Why don't people wash their hands?

jtodd_fl · 09-21-2016, 12:46 AM

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Originally Posted by EL Jeffe 5

I lost you when Director of engineering walk in and stood next to you then he said Hi and you said hello back
what kind of S#it is that he was clearly hitting on you.
Man don't talk in the restrooms no eye contact no hand shake and etc...

He broke the code of silence. With all that breach of etiquette, he may as well have shook it for you.

UncleWede · 09-21-2016, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

He broke the code of silence. With all that breach of etiquette, he may as well have shook it for you.

Then did you wash you dick and he wash his hands???

BMW F22 · 09-21-2016, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by EL Jeffe 5

I lost you when Director of engineering walk in and stood next to you then he said Hi and you said hello back
what kind of S#it is that he was clearly hitting on you.
Man don't talk in the restrooms no eye contact no hand shake and etc...

Not gonna be rude and ignore someone when they say Hi to me (bathroom or not).

kprocivic · 09-21-2016, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by DF

My dick is clean and I don't piss on my hands

Lol that's awesome.

jtodd_fl · 09-21-2016, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

He broke the code of silence. With all that breach of etiquette, he may as well have shook it for you.

Then did you wash you dick and he wash his hands???

Vice versa. Op washed the guys hand, guy washed ops dick. Win win.

jtodd_fl · 09-21-2016, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by BMW F22

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Originally Posted by EL Jeffe 5

I lost you when Director of engineering walk in and stood next to you then he said Hi and you said hello back
what kind of S#it is that he was clearly hitting on you.
Man don't talk in the restrooms no eye contact no hand shake and etc...

Not gonna be rude and ignore someone when they say Hi to me (bathroom or not).

That's what the gentleman's bid is dir bathe silent, eye-contact-less version of "what's up?".

wrickem · 09-21-2016, 12:04 PM

Occasionally not washing your hands in my opinion is justified.

One of the homeless guys who lives in the Trenton NJ Train Station's men's room was 3/4 naked (not kidding, 3/4) and washing his disgustingly dirty ass in one of the 2 sinks this morning.

I walked out without washing my hands after taking a piss but did use hand sanitizer. Amazingly I only retched and didn't actually throw up.

jtodd_fl · 09-21-2016, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

Occasionally not washing your hands in my opinion is justified.

One of the homeless guys who lives in the Trenton NJ Train Station's men's room was 3/4 naked (not kidding, 3/4) and washing his disgustingly dirty ass in one of the 2 sinks this morning.

I walked out without washing my hands after taking a piss but did use hand sanitizer. Amazingly I only retched and didn't actually throw up.

Was the 1/4 non-nude section shorts at least?

wrickem · 09-21-2016, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Was the 1/4 non-nude section shorts at least?

I wish I could say it was

His 1/4 non-nude section were his shoulders which were semi-covered by his shirt being pulled up and over them and worn around his neck. And shoes. I guess he was worried about the dirty floor.

Justified non-hand washing for me?

Axius · 09-21-2016, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Was the 1/4 non-nude section shorts at least?

It was probably a woman's blouse. Bums be cray like that.

I just got done washing my hands from handling oily tools all day (hehe), and one of the coldform operators opened the stall door and walked right out. Now the only thing I can imagine is he is as gross as he looks, or he pulled off a no-wipe.

UncleWede · 09-21-2016, 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

Justified non-hand washing for me?

Judges say they will allow it

THIS time

jtodd_fl · 09-21-2016, 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by wrickem

I wish I could say it was

His 1/4 non-nude section were his shoulders which were semi-covered by his shirt being pulled up and over them and worn around his neck. And shoes. I guess he was worried about the dirty floor.

Justified non-hand washing for me?

Did he have the shirt pulled up over his head hockey-fight style? Just trying to complete the mental picture. For a friend.

Axius · 09-21-2016, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

Did he have the shirt pulled up over his head hockey-fight style? Just trying to complete the mental picture. For a friend.

Balls tucked between legs for easy bum/ball sequential washing to preserve water. Also to show everyone what he would look like if he were a female.

jtodd_fl · 09-21-2016, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

Balls tucked between legs for easy bum/ball sequential washing to preserve water. Also to show everyone what he would look like if he were a female.

As usual, Axius has taken us where we all know this was headed...

Axius · 09-21-2016, 01:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jtodd_fl

As usual, Axius has taken us where we all know this was headed...

Someone has to, it's been a little stale around here lately.

NEFARIOUS · 10-03-2016, 06:31 AM

It's people like this that are the reason that I pull open the door with a paper towel or toilet paper. Seriously, what is so hard? I don't want to shake hands with you had I known that you had your hands on your dick a matter of minutes earlier! If I reached down, grabbed my dick in front of you and extended my hand, would you shake hands with me? Didn't think so!

Nkc · 10-04-2016, 03:58 AM

I guess you guys have never shaken dicks before.

Axius · 10-04-2016, 05:43 AM

We have signage above the urinals that say "please no paper towel or toilet paper in the urinals"

Still trying to figure out why..., ideas?

UncleWede · 10-04-2016, 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

We have signage above the urinals that say "please no paper towel or toilet paper in the urinals"

Still trying to figure out why..., ideas?

After shaking, I usually wipe before putting back in pants. Keeps the front of the trousers dry.

But I'm older, like shoei

Axius · 10-04-2016, 02:23 PM

..., is..., that a real thing?

I just wipe it on the wall..., you're wasting paper, trees are dying, we're all going to suffocate and die.

UncleWede · 10-04-2016, 03:46 PM

paper much more absorbent than the wall, in general, ALLEGEDLY

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