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1. Anyone who parks a 4x4 next to my beautiful little roadster in the supermarket car park. Does my car look like it's got a periscope? 2. All the wankers that swear at me as I gingerly pull out from behind the aforementioned 4x4. DOES MY CAR LOOK LIKE IT'S GOT A FUCKING PERISCOPE??? |
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It's bad enough when they are in the passenger seat, they're turning, they're turning! The lights are red, the....I know I've got eyes....
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No. Crushed.
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01-17-2021, 01:47 AM | #94 |
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Good luck with that, unless you drive a F150.
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01-22-2021, 01:12 PM | #96 |
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Someone putting one window down in the back when you’re driving.
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01-22-2021, 01:32 PM | #97 |
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other kids playing football on the street-muddy football marks on my car.
my kids messing with my idrive crap cars parking next to mine My eyes- Driving close to a velar or RRS with hopes up only to be dashed when no yummy mummy in it. |
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The daughter gets her GLE 350d next Friday.... 28 and 2 kids under 5 and got a car that lists at nearly £70k. What us the world coming to....
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01-23-2021, 02:26 AM | #103 | |
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Somebody mentioned the constant on/off the throttle habit. I call it "The Cancun livery driver tap-dance" after close to a week of it there. The one guy in a lightly loaded diesel people carrier got me close to puking. Maybe they do it to avoid getting cramp in their right ankle. On the subject of constant speed, non-use of cruise control on a quiet stretch of highway on a long trip drives me nuts. When I become dictator the offenders' heads on pikes will line the freeways and motorways of the world like the old Appian Way after a Roman victory. People who won't use high beams. Yes, really. I've seen a few people like it in the UK, but they are loose in plague numbers over here. They crawl along barely making 50 on a 60-70 marked piece of road in the middle of nowhere with no oncoming traffic for 10-20 minutes at a time. The only time they can find the high beam switch is when you over take to get on with business. Go. Figure. Last edited by agentorange; 01-23-2021 at 02:34 AM.. |
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Me? I want to be in the big empty space. Sometimes I carry out the "cutting the knot" maneuver, either slowing by 20 mph fairly abruptly, or taking off with an extra 10-15. (Not advised at night in case it's a cop). Usually, the hint is taken. Stay the fuck away from me. Not surprisingly, a small convoy of cars coming +10-15 will always just blow by with no hesitation. |
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"Cuddling" i like that! I always seem to get the exact same thing just as I'm approaching a slower vehicle in my lane, with the cuddler blocking me from moving into the next lane. If I have enough space that's where I find kickdown very useful
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Bellends driving round the area drifting in the snow in their Mercedes with the roof down making the neighbours upset.
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01-23-2021, 05:41 AM | #108 |
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Every bellend in the country having snow, bar the one with the Disco.
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