[Broncho]

Dry bumming.

[ossi1]

Fucking Ed Sheeran

I went to see that ginger twat in Barcelona last Friday (not my choice but had to accompany the missus and friends) and I can't get that shite out of my head....Galway girl tonight ffs

[isleaiw1]

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

That's true, turned out I knew his brother, kids in my sons class.

Still, it's easier to afford an RS6 when you decide your forever home is going to be in Tibshelf (village, not motorway services).

I did toy with moving back to chesterfield and commuting to London as needed - I reckon if I had I would be in an RS6 now....

[Broncho]

[Rhino at Work]

Ignore the first 8 seconds. Here's a tune for people of a certain age.

[F20MAW73]

Originally Posted by JustChris

Killing people :

Could have killed my son moment ago. He just dropped my brand new mountain bike in the garage and scratched it. Then as I bent over to pick the bike up my glasses came off my head dropped on the concrete floor and the lense came out and the frame of the glasses have cracked open. FFS I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. A calamity!

[Broncho]

Are children allowed in bargain booze?

[JustChris]

Originally Posted by F20MAW73

Could have killed my son moment ago. He just dropped my brand new mountain bike in the garage and scratched it. Then as I bent over to pick the bike up my glasses came off my head dropped on the concrete floor and the lense came out and the frame of the glasses have cracked open. FFS I didn't know whether to laugh or cry. A calamity!

Dammit!

[Soul_Glo]

Originally Posted by Broncho

Are children allowed in bargain booze?

I believe so. Start them young.

[Soul_Glo]

How did the person who invented time know what the time was?! :

[Broncho]

There was a tasty brown dog egg in the park before when I was with my lad riding his bike, WTF happened to the white eggs?

[Broncho]

How do the slugs get into the house?

[Soul_Glo]

On the backs of tortoises.

"Slow down you're going to kill us." Said the slug to the tortoise. Quote, A Slug.

New question: how to catch the Ninja tortoise?

[Soul_Glo]

Why do I let my wife get away with farting on the family jewels when she is asleep and we spoon?! Damn you love! This woman sounds like the village orchestra.

[mcoops]

Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

Why do I let my wife get away with farting on the family jewels when she is asleep and we spoon?! Damn you love! This woman sounds like the village orchestra.

I didn't think it was possible to over share on here but I had a little dry heave when I read that

[mcoops]

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

I liked the name MashinBenzin, can you please return to it forthwith. Thank you.

Seconded

[1 AKY]

Originally Posted by mcoops

Seconded

Thirded

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by 1 AKY

Thirded

Didn't know you all cared. MashinBenzin will be back next month

[Soul_Glo]

Does Broncho own one of these?

https://www.instagram.com/mashable/p/ByxntcsHRVU/

[Soul_Glo]

Originally Posted by RichMB

Didn't know you all cared. MashinBenzin will be back next month

Love Persian food and music. I used to sit on a board of medical directors for a Persian charity. Anyhow will be good to see the name back. I thought it was a cool one anyway.

[Watsey]

Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

Why do I let my wife get away with farting on the family jewels when she is asleep and we spoon?! Damn you love! This woman sounds like the village orchestra.

Sounds like she needs to wear a giant balloon to bed. Will need the windows open when deflating in the morning but at least your sausage and beans won't stink

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by Chelsea_Tractor

Love Persian food and music. I used to sit on a board of medical directors for a Persian charity. Anyhow will be good to see the name back. I thought it was a cool one anyway.

I've just eaten my own body weight in Persian food, washed down with a nice Malbec (should have been Shiraz)