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      10-11-2016, 11:06 AM   #463
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      10-11-2016, 11:07 AM   #464
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      10-11-2016, 11:36 AM   #465
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      10-11-2016, 12:00 PM   #466
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Guess it would have to be one of those Chinook dual-rotor models.

(I am so ashamed of myself for this...Boobs are sacred and should not be mocked)
Bonus points if they can swing in opposite directions! Counter rotating for stability. lol
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      10-11-2016, 02:06 PM   #467
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I prefer the current line, so ...

For Christmas charity, we could have a helicopter competition!
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I doubt it, some of us have very little to shake.
Helicopter boobs!
Someone says helicopter boobs?
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      10-11-2016, 02:14 PM   #468
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Someone says helicopter boobs?
No, I'm fairly sure the guys couldn't do that. Back to lower parts boys!
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      10-11-2016, 02:19 PM   #469
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You sound bitter. I've seen plenty of amazing women settle for men that are nowhere near perfect and don't meet a checklist. It is about some compromise but I don't believe in settling.
Bitter, experienced, to-may-toe, toe-ma-toe. Point is, Lups' friend sounds like every attractive single girl I've met lately - she's holding out for a guy that doesn't exist and she's ignoring good opportunities in the process. If she wants to be in a relationship that badly, she's gonna have to get over herself.

I don't believe in settling either - hence why I have dogs.
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      10-11-2016, 02:26 PM   #470
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      10-11-2016, 03:54 PM   #471
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Bitter, experienced, to-may-toe, toe-ma-toe. Point is, Lups' friend sounds like every attractive single girl I've met lately - she's holding out for a guy that doesn't exist and she's ignoring good opportunities in the process. If she wants to be in a relationship that badly, she's gonna have to get over herself.

I don't believe in settling either - hence why I have dogs.
Does she actually really want to be in a relationship that badly, or is it just Lups that wants her friend to be in a relationship?
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      10-11-2016, 05:18 PM   #472
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Don't hate me because my phone is naked.
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I'm a clumsy Asian. I drop my cell phone daily. I hate people who don't use cell phone cases. I don't comprehend this concept.

Don't hate me because my phone is naked.
Gasp! You live life on the edge!
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Risk taking is what makes life worth living.
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I started with an iPhone 3. I'm on a 6 now and never had a case. Never dropped my phone. Never dropped my phone and ever scratched it. Three cheers for co-ordination and good neural to hand pathways.

Knock on wood.

Cell phone cases are bulky and only for the clumsy.

And I work industrial construction. It's not like I'm surrounded by nerf. Lol.
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I started with an iPhone 3. I'm on a 6 now and never had a case. Never dropped my phone. Never dropped my phone and ever scratched it. Three cheers for co-ordination and good neural to hand pathways.

Knock on wood.

Cell phone cases are bulky and only for the clumsy.

And I work industrial construction. It's not like I'm surrounded by nerf. Lol.
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My first real phone was a Nokia N95. Second phone was an N97. Never needed a case cuz Nokia.

Had a Sony Xperia Arc, still no case cuz I honestly didn't like it that much.

iPhone 5 onward, been rocking a leather case. Just broke my first screen a few months back. Was pissed because I didn't drop it, instead the button on my wallet cracked the screen when I went to grab my phone and wallet.

Ugh
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      10-11-2016, 10:54 PM   #482
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I hope I don't sound too mean but.... this friend may unknowingly have a friend zone list something huge.

Jacob and/or Edward do not exist on this plane of reality. Everybody has flaws and it's up to your friend to accept flaws that fit within her sensibilities or else end up an old maid.

And lastly. Lots of guys out there. Very very few men. Good luck.

Lol.



By the way... those three statements are all completely separate yet truthful rambling thoughts.
True, wise words, and we've settled on cats (my autocorrect has issues with this word) already.

I started thinking about her friend zone and man, I think you're right in that too. Basically all her friends are male.
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Does she actually really want to be in a relationship that badly, or is it just Lups that wants her friend to be in a relationship?
Eh, I'd love to see her even happier, but her words made me do research on this. I already have informed her that there is no hope.

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Ugh
Mine was 3110 (or something) and it was indestructible.
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