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      11-16-2020, 11:28 AM   #45
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One more fun picture for your Sunday.
Cajun you obviously havent been to Basingstoke (a shit hole of a town in Hampshire, the original 'Hampshire' ) ........................ most of the inbreds there would queue up for days to have a bit of rectal thermometer insertion
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Not at first, but give them some time and then they sure will!!!
Some will definitely know, and might find it an attraction, not a deterrent!
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Some will definitely know, and might find it an attraction, not a deterrent!
Reminds me of the time I got in trouble at the antenatal class before the birth of our eldest.

Midwife at the front telling all the parents what will happen during childbirth. She then says, I’m afraid ladies after the birth we may have to insert a finger into your anus to check that there’s been no tearing.

I then say under my breath, but apparently not quietly enough, to the wife, “that’s nice, a little treat at the end to look forward to”. Daggers and giggling all around us.
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      11-17-2020, 03:19 PM   #48
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I think we all had a better weekend than the BL keeper

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/55035253
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I think we all had a better weekend than the BL keeper

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/55035253
I'll cut him some slack as there was 100% a bobble, but
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      11-25-2020, 04:11 AM   #53
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So apparently James Corden found a Canadian ferry company had drawn up signs that passengers and crew should wear masks.

It's one of those where not enough people checked it before going to print...


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Men; wearing a mask over a beard makes you look like a ladies' underwear advert from 1972.

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      11-25-2020, 10:48 AM   #56
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So apparently James Corden found a Canadian ferry company had drawn up signs that passengers and crew should wear masks.

It's one of those where not enough people checked it before going to print...


Took me a few seconds to see that, but once you e seen it you can't un-see it.
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I think we all had a better weekend than the BL keeper

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/55035253
My son (8 years old) thought that was very funny and could not figure out how he missed it. We had to recreate it in the yard. He asked me after it took us awhile while purposely trying to hit it so poorly, to final create the own goal that the keeper must really not have been paying attention to what he was doing.
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I think we all had a better weekend than the BL keeper

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/55035253
My son (8 years old) thought that was very funny and could not figure out how he missed it. We had to recreate it in the yard. He asked me after it took us awhile while purposely trying to hit it so poorly, to final create the own goal that the keeper must really not have been paying attention to what he was doing.
I've watched it a few times too and can't quite ascertain if it does nibble due to Hittite being standing foot first.
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My son (8 years old) thought that was very funny and could not figure out how he missed it. We had to recreate it in the yard. He asked me after it took us awhile while purposely trying to hit it so poorly, to final create the own goal that the keeper must really not have been paying attention to what he was doing.
So son, it's like when Drew Brees throws an interception (although to be fair, only 3 so far this season)
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... seems relevant currently. Forum resident TouringPleb excluded


Wish they were. It's Thanksgiving weekend here and the traffic cops are like fleas on a tinkers dog in the city.
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Too soon..., nah, not for Gazza?!
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