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      09-22-2019, 06:00 PM   #353
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      09-22-2019, 06:05 PM   #354
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I never said you cant whack off on your wife, facial Friday and all.
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      09-22-2019, 06:09 PM   #355
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In case you forget or don't have time for Wack off Wednesday, there's also Tug Tug Tuesday and Fap Friday.
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      09-28-2019, 08:45 AM   #356
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In case you forget or don't have time for Wack off Wednesday, there's also Tug Tug Tuesday and Fap Friday.
LOL so pretty much there will be a point where we can just jerk off 7 days a week
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      09-28-2019, 08:48 AM   #357
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Yeah that started at like 12 yo.
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      09-28-2019, 10:45 AM   #358
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Yeah that started at like 12 yo.
true! I wonder if you can measure in gallons how much that would be to today? million gallons?
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      09-28-2019, 11:28 AM   #359
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true! I wonder if you can measure in gallons how much that would be to today? million gallons?
Wonder no more I saved mine, doesnt everyone?
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      09-28-2019, 12:01 PM   #360
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Wonder no more I saved mine, doesnt everyone?
LOL WTF! do you have them in zippie bags stored in the deep freezer downstairs basement you probably have the socks and tissues as well!
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      09-28-2019, 12:06 PM   #361
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No just 5 gallon buckets
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      10-09-2019, 11:15 PM   #362
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West coast still has a few hours

East you can get it done in the next 45 EASY
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      10-09-2019, 11:19 PM   #363
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If it takes you 45 you are messing around way too much
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      10-11-2019, 06:10 PM   #364
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If it takes you 45 you are messing around way too much
well it takes time to setup the right lighting, the right music, burning the right scent of candles, deciding on which lotion to use, and whether or not to use the nice towels that's not suppose to be used or the old towels
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I just stand in front doorway and let her rip. Quit dicking around.
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      10-11-2019, 10:50 PM   #366
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I just stand in front doorway and let her rip. Quit dicking around.
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If it takes you 45 you are messing around way too much
well it takes time to setup the right lighting, the right music, burning the right scent of candles, deciding on which lotion to use, and whether or not to use the nice towels that's not suppose to be used or the old towels
Messing around
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Messing around
reminded me of that movie "40 year old virgin" starring Steve Carrell
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So if a person uses his right hand to do the deed and uses the same hand for handshake, isn't that like you're congratulating him for whacking off?
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      10-22-2019, 12:27 AM   #370
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well it's count down!
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Light "tune-up" this morning, in preparation for going heavy tomorrow
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      10-22-2019, 12:02 PM   #372
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So if a person uses his right hand to do the deed and uses the same hand for handshake, isn't that like you're congratulating him for whacking off?
Not precisely.

The way I look at it is thusly:

Sex between three adults is a threesome
Sex between two adults is a twosome
Sex solo, is...well, that's why they call 1MOREMOD "handsome".
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