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      08-18-2016, 09:22 PM   #89
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Confused with the tinfoil hat Tuesday thread....
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      08-18-2016, 10:38 PM   #90
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I'm in for fellatio Friday. Flatulence Friday could lead to swamp butt incidents.
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      08-18-2016, 10:42 PM   #91
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How did this world is flat get tied in with whackin it?
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      08-18-2016, 10:47 PM   #93
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He could be onto something
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Yes. Tinfoil hat Thursday. Flying Dutchman Friday. Sasquatch Saturday.
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      08-18-2016, 11:19 PM   #95
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If you can do it i will allow it. Do you swallow?
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Who's taking matters into their own hands? Axius told me to say he's in the closet trying to find it.
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      08-19-2016, 09:59 AM   #98
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Easy this isn't the leg humper thread
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Hey 1MOREMOD you've seen it from space, is the earth round?


And does it really matter if spit or swallow, as long as gargle???
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      08-19-2016, 11:21 AM   #100
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It's egg shaped like your head.
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      08-19-2016, 12:16 PM   #101
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It's egg shaped like your head.
For UncleWede that would mean egg shaped AND lumpy with strange tufts of hair indiscriminately placed.
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      08-19-2016, 03:31 PM   #102
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For UncleWede with strange tufts of hair indiscriminately placed.
Have you never seen redwood trees?
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Lol. Yes. The big ones, right?
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      09-14-2016, 11:34 AM   #105
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It's that time again, we'll yesterday also
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Hump day as well. What are you humping?
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      09-14-2016, 11:44 AM   #107
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Mostly legs like the rest of you heathens
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      09-14-2016, 12:04 PM   #108
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Mostly legs like the rest of you heathens
Duh. Thanks for answering for Captain Obvious.
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      09-14-2016, 01:13 PM   #109
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Mostly legs like the rest of you heathens
previous pics of legs would say otherwise
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