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      07-17-2017, 01:10 PM   #309
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Dude, I've been 48 for years here now, and you often claim being 40+. Nobody is that old with typing abilities!
There's your lisdexia kicking in again. I'm 50+, and all my hair is ON my shoulders.
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No realism needed here! My great aunt was 82 when she died in 2002, and she was emailing and browsing the web all night. She was even in a reading group for some seriously kinky novels written in English since "i need to learn an other language".

It's hilarious when younger people overlook which generation were the first to utilize the shit we use daily now. Arrogance works for us nearing 40, that and botox is all we got.
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There's your lisdexia kicking in again. I'm 50+, and all my hair is ON my shoulders.
Your hair is dark blonde, and it reaches your lower back. It is mildly curly.

If you fuck with the image i have created for you, someone might question my 48 year old Cheetos man story. I can't have that.
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Your hair is dark blonde, and it reaches your lower back. It is mildly curly.

If you fuck with the image i have created for you, someone might question my 48 year old Cheetos man story. I can't have that.
Dark blonde, grey- easy to make that mistake

reaches the lower back, yes, STARTING at the shoulders. I think it all just slid off the back of my head and down my back

curly, yes. ESPECIALLY after a day in the sun, it gets a little crusty/crispy.

See, your image is safe in me.
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Dark blonde, grey- easy to make that mistake

reaches the lower back, yes, STARTING at the shoulders. I think it all just slid off the back of my head and down my back

curly, yes. ESPECIALLY after a day in the sun, it gets a little crusty/crispy.

See, your image is safe in me.
This isn't about your image! Everybody believes me already! Mine in the other hand has taken hits over the years, people call me a girl.
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This isn't about your image! Everybody believes me already! Mine in the other hand has taken hits over the years, people call me a girl.
Quit worrying about your son in public. Only girls worry about their kids (in public)
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Quit worrying about your son in public. Only girls worry about their kids (in public)
Oh shit, i was trying to be more human. Since one of the guys here once told us about his bad toenail, i thought that was what men do these days!

Well, thanks for the lesson. From now on i will only talk about boobs and pussy and how i haven't had either in a while. That way, most of the posters can identify with me.
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