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      08-25-2018, 08:47 PM   #1123
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      09-28-2018, 11:19 PM   #1125
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I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in

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I'm turning in a leased car tomorrow, so I'm out past midnight driving around so it hits exactly 30k miles when I turn it in

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are you getting something new?
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Sometimes I pee in the shower.
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Sometimes I pee in the shower.
Sometimes???

You can tell the truth here.
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      09-30-2018, 12:58 AM   #1131
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      10-01-2018, 11:09 AM   #1133
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      10-01-2018, 12:26 PM   #1134
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Ever pooped in there? That's when things get real
Pooping in the shower would make me not economically viable.

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Sometimes???

You can tell the truth here.
The only times I don’t pee in the shower is when I don’t have to pee. Therefore, I am being completely honest/truthful.
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Ever pooped in there? That's when things get real
Pooping in the shower would make me not economically viable.

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Sometimes???

You can tell the truth here.
The only times I don’t pee in the shower is when I don’t have to pee. Therefore, I am being completely honest/truth wise.
Hardly something to confess though as peeing in the shower is not only normal but encouraged by many organizations as more environmentally friendly.
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      10-01-2018, 12:30 PM   #1136
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I'd blow the roof off with my confessions
I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.
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      10-01-2018, 12:35 PM   #1137
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I've been cheating on the OT section with work. I'm ashamed and hollow inside.....
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I'll raise the roof for you to blow, ok buddy? Bar is pretty low around here.

My confession:
Many times I will stick a finger or two up my ass when masturbating to enhance my orgasm experience.

Kyngofpop your turn.
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      10-01-2018, 12:47 PM   #1139
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I've been cheating on the OT section with work. I'm ashamed and hollow inside.....
Forgiven.

Now post pics of hot female coworkers or BAN.
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Ever pooped in there? That's when things get real
Intentionally?

Never.

Unintentionally?

Once.

Last week.
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      10-01-2018, 12:50 PM   #1141
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Forgiven.

Now post pics of hot female coworkers or BAN.
I suppose I shall be banned. There isn't a hot female within a mile of this building.
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Now post pics of hot female coworkers or BAN.
I suppose I shall be banned. There isn't a hot female within a mile of this building.
You're not drinking enough.
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You're not drinking enough.
I feel confident enough in stating that there isn't enough alcohol to cover the ratio of grain of the liquor to the lack of the teeth.
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Intentionally?

Never.

Unintentionally?

Once.

Last week.
Like an illness and just blowout?
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