Valentines Day Poem

Oceanic · 02-14-2019, 05:39 AM

This Poem is guaranteed to get you laid this Valentines Day

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got a Knife
So get in the Van

Jimbob335DX · 02-14-2019, 06:32 AM

This one might get you laid out...

Labour are red, Tories are blue
C'mon the house of commons
Say goodbye to the EU!!

Goneinsixtyseconds · 02-14-2019, 07:01 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice ass

RickLS7 · 02-14-2019, 07:11 AM

Violets are Blue
Roses are thorny
Be my valentine
because I am horny!

Broncho · 02-14-2019, 07:30 AM

I'm not bothering with poems this year.

AlwynMike · 02-14-2019, 07:36 AM

Shamelessly nicked from a Facebook post...

Notice:

To all you pretty girls,

Happy Valentines Day.

To all you fat chick's,

Never mind, its Pancake Day in 3 weeks.

Broncho · 02-14-2019, 07:57 AM

This one is catchy.

Goneinsixtyseconds · 02-14-2019, 08:12 AM

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whether your name is Bill, or whether it's Dougal,
We're all just copying and pasting these rhymes from google

Broncho · 02-14-2019, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whether your name is Bill, or whether it's Dougal,
We're all just copying and pasting these rhymes from google

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp

Goneinsixtyseconds · 02-14-2019, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broncho

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp

From Dougal who searched for them on Google.......

Broncho · 02-14-2019, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broncho

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp

From Dougal who searched for them on Google.......

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't know anybody called Dougal
I only search for porn on google

F30Andy · 02-14-2019, 09:09 AM

Rosed are red
Apples are Green
Woman open your legs so I can fill you with cream

Soul_Glo · 02-14-2019, 01:09 PM

Roses are red violets are blue
Hey I just met you
This is crazy but
You're my wife now and you have no say in the matter

Soul_Glo · 02-14-2019, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broncho

Quote:

Originally Posted by Goneinsixtyseconds

Quote:

Originally Posted by Broncho

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp

From Dougal who searched for them on Google.......

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't know anybody called Dougal
I only search for porn on google

Grab your dick and double click

RobUK · 02-15-2019, 02:59 AM

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

That's insulting to roses and violets to suggest they're all red and blue when they're actually all special little individuals who are all unique. Sugar is also gong to get triggered because some sugar wants to be identified as not-sweet. Then you'll get a visit from the police for using 'you' incorrectly at the end.

02-14-2019, 05:39 AM	#1
Oceanic First Lieutenant 166 Rep 311 Posts Drives: Audi S5 Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Valentines Day Poem This Poem is guaranteed to get you laid this Valentines Day Roses are Red Violets are Blue I've got a Knife So get in the Van
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02-14-2019, 06:32 AM	#2
Jimbob335DX Private First Class 41 Rep 102 Posts Drives: BMW 335D XDrive Join Date: Aug 2018 Location: England iTrader: (0)	This one might get you laid out... Labour are red, Tories are blue C'mon the house of commons Say goodbye to the EU!! __________________ Current Cars - 2016 335D X-Drive Msport Touring - F31 Mineral Grey, Subaru Impreza 06 2.5T WRX - Crystal Silver Metallic
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02-14-2019, 07:01 AM	#3
Goneinsixtyseconds Banned 4279 Rep 7,703 Posts Drives: Q7 & Clubman JCW on order Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Chesterfield iTrader: (0)	Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice ass
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02-14-2019, 07:11 AM	#4
RickLS7 Lieutenant 380 Rep 461 Posts Drives: F32 435D, Boxster 981S Join Date: Mar 2017 Location: Northamptonshire iTrader: (0)	Violets are Blue Roses are thorny Be my valentine because I am horny!
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02-14-2019, 07:30 AM	#5
Broncho Banned 2310 Rep 5,101 Posts Drives: Chav white Mercedes Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Rainhill iTrader: (0)	I'm not bothering with poems this year. Attached Images
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02-14-2019, 07:36 AM	#6
AlwynMike Lieutenant Colonel 334 Rep 1,659 Posts Drives: F36 440i GC. Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Lincolnshire Flatlands iTrader: (1)	Shamelessly nicked from a Facebook post... Notice: To all you pretty girls, Happy Valentines Day. To all you fat chick's, Never mind, its Pancake Day in 3 weeks.
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02-14-2019, 07:57 AM	#7
Broncho Banned 2310 Rep 5,101 Posts Drives: Chav white Mercedes Join Date: Nov 2015 Location: Rainhill iTrader: (0)	This one is catchy. Attached Images
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02-14-2019, 08:12 AM	#8
Goneinsixtyseconds Banned 4279 Rep 7,703 Posts Drives: Q7 & Clubman JCW on order Join Date: Dec 2016 Location: Chesterfield iTrader: (0)	Roses are red Violets are blue Whether your name is Bill, or whether it's Dougal, We're all just copying and pasting these rhymes from google
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02-14-2019, 09:09 AM	#12
F30Andy Brigadier General 1771 Rep 3,486 Posts Drives: An Entire Fleet Join Date: Sep 2013 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Rosed are red Apples are Green Woman open your legs so I can fill you with cream
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02-14-2019, 01:09 PM	#13
Soul_Glo Major General 13342 Rep 7,484 Posts Drives: G20 Join Date: May 2013 Location: Manhattan, NYC iTrader: (1)	Roses are red violets are blue Hey I just met you This is crazy but You're my wife now and you have no say in the matter
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02-15-2019, 02:59 AM	#15
RobUK Brigadier General 2810 Rep 4,935 Posts Drives: 340i MPPSK Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: Sussex, N.Yorks, UK iTrader: (0) Garage List 2015 340i MPPSK [0.00] 2001 Yamaha FZS1000 [0.00]	Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. That's insulting to roses and violets to suggest they're all red and blue when they're actually all special little individuals who are all unique. Sugar is also gong to get triggered because some sugar wants to be identified as not-sweet. Then you'll get a visit from the police for using 'you' incorrectly at the end. __________________ Life is a state of mind
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