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      02-14-2019, 06:39 AM   #1
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Valentines Day Poem

This Poem is guaranteed to get you laid this Valentines Day

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
I've got a Knife
So get in the Van
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This one might get you laid out...

Labour are red, Tories are blue
C'mon the house of commons
Say goodbye to the EU!!
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I suck at poems
Nice ass
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Violets are Blue
Roses are thorny
Be my valentine
because I am horny!
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I'm not bothering with poems this year.
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Shamelessly nicked from a Facebook post...

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To all you pretty girls,

Happy Valentines Day.


To all you fat chick's,

Never mind, its Pancake Day in 3 weeks.
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This one is catchy.
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whether your name is Bill, or whether it's Dougal,
We're all just copying and pasting these rhymes from google
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Whether your name is Bill, or whether it's Dougal,
We're all just copying and pasting these rhymes from google
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Donít fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Donít fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp
From Dougal who searched for them on Google.......
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don’t fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp
From Dougal who searched for them on Google.......
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't know anybody called Dougal
I only search for porn on google
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Rosed are red
Apples are Green
Woman open your legs so I can fill you with cream
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Roses are red violets are blue
Hey I just met you
This is crazy but
You're my wife now and you have no say in the matter
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't fall for that trap
Mine are all from WhatsApp
From Dougal who searched for them on Google.......
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Don't know anybody called Dougal
I only search for porn on google
Grab your dick and double click
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.

That's insulting to roses and violets to suggest they're all red and blue when they're actually all special little individuals who are all unique. Sugar is also gong to get triggered because some sugar wants to be identified as not-sweet. Then you'll get a visit from the police for using 'you' incorrectly at the end.
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