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      05-24-2021, 06:00 PM   #2751
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When I was a kid I remember channels 2, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, and 13. Now we have hundreds!
And there’s still nothing on. Remember when they went off the air for the night. No mas.
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... Remember when they went off the air for the night. No mas.
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...when you start missing important details while shopping.
You know you're old when you scarf down three large containers of suspiciously-inexpensive beef jerky before you see "treat for dogs" on the label.

A friend's parents actually did that once...and finished all three jars of the stuff.....
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      05-24-2021, 08:42 PM   #2754
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Of course in actuality I still have all my own teeth. See...
MKSixer I believe you have been challenged...
What's this challenge you're talking about?
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What's this challenge you're talking about?
MKSixer ?
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MKSixer ?
You brought it up. Care to share?
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And what about me? I'm an innocent bystander.
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And what about me? I'm an innocent bystander.
There are no...Innocent Bystanders in BP OT. Your presence signifies guilt.



This is the way.
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And what about me? I'm an innocent bystander.
There are no...Innocent Bystanders in BP OT. Your presence signifies guilt.



This is the way.
Ok...
At least clue me in on what I'm guilty of?
Just being here? lol
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Ok...
At least clue me in on what I'm guilty of?
Just being here? lol
The photo of the teeth!

You're intruding on my space. That sort of thing is my specialty. Medical pictures, deformations, horrible toe nails, etc. It's kinda my gig.
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The photo of the teeth!

You're intruding on my space. That sort of thing is my specialty. Medical pictures, deformations, horrible toe nails, etc. It's kinda my gig.
Not trying to compete. Just having some fun.

I'll avoid deformation pics, if it'll please. K?

See below...
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Get carded for alcohol, don't get to pull ID out completely and the cashier stops you because she can see the first two digits on birthday year as 19XX
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Get carded for alcohol, don't get to pull ID out completely and the cashier stops you because she can see the first two digits on birthday year as 19XX
Get carded for alcohol? Get off my lawn, kid!

Come back when you're carded for GERITOL.....
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Get carded for alcohol? Get off my lawn, kid!

Come back when you're carded for GERITOL.....
A few years ago, a cashier at the liquor store asked me for ID. I shook my head, laughed a little and handed her my license. I smiled though. What happens next? She looks at me, looks down at my license and then back up at me and says "OH MY GOD, I didn't know you were that old. You're older than my daughter". I wanted to punch that bitch.
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A few years ago, a cashier at the liquor store asked me for ID. I shook my head, laughed a little and handed her my license. I smiled though. What happens next? She looks at me, looks down at my license and then back up at me and says "OH MY GOD, I didn't know you were that old. You're older than my daughter". I wanted to punch that bitch.
The proper response would have been "maybe, but I'm hotter than her"
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I got carded twice.

The first time was 2 weeks after I turned 21, at a beer store where I had been buying cases for about 1-1/2 years. Ex-Marine ran it. He read the card, looked at me, smiled, handed it back. That felt good.

The second time was at Disneyworld, sitting next to my 12 year old son. That one felt good too.

Back to knowing when you're old: folks on another forum have been discussing child seats ad nauseum. I used to just hold the kid in my lap!
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A few years ago, a cashier at the liquor store asked me for ID. I shook my head, laughed a little and handed her my license. I smiled though. What happens next? She looks at me, looks down at my license and then back up at me and says "OH MY GOD, I didn't know you were that old. You're older than my daughter". I wanted to punch that bitch.
This was funny. I read it and got to the last sentence while sipping my coffee and choked a bit. lol
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I got carded twice.

The first time was 2 weeks after I turned 21, at a beer store where I had been buying cases for about 1-1/2 years. Ex-Marine ran it. He read the card, looked at me, smiled, handed it back. That felt good.

The second time was at Disneyworld, sitting next to my 12 year old son. That one felt good too.

Back to knowing when you're old: folks on another forum have been discussing child seats ad nauseum. I used to just hold the kid in my lap!
Never been carded. Used to buy cigarettes and beer when I was a teen. I think it was because of the neighborhood I lived in at the time.

When I had my youngest child I owned a Supra and it was a such pain getting him in and out of the car seat. I wear glasses and one time when I was putting him in and had to move the front seatback forward it came flying back at me and hit me in the head and broke my glasses. I was so pissed!
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