12-09-2018, 03:45 PM | #1 |
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Panto Jokes (groan at will)
Our local panto does take the time to write scripts that the whole family can get some entertainment from. Now, panto jokes are meant to make you laugh and groan in equal measure - here's a few from this year :
What's that ? My new sports car. It's a swimming costume for a baby sheep ! No, it's a lamb-bikini ! This year I'm going to do some jokes about white sugar. There's less jokes about brown sugar, because demerara. Feel free to add, if you think we can stand it.
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12-10-2018, 05:16 AM | #3 |
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King Olaf of Viking fame sent his men on a pillaging expedition to England. His wife said, "Olaf, I want a new stainless steel sink.
Olaf spoke to Swen, his one eyed Boat chief. Swen, when you're over there remember to pick up a stainless steel sink for 'er indoors." "OK your majesty". A few weeks later after some good looting and pillaging, the Vikings returned from their successful raid and the King met Swen at the shore. "Did you get it Swen?" and Swen handed over, a brickie's hod. "What the hell is that?" "You know what they say Chief, a Hod's as good as a sink to a blind Norse" I'll get me coat... |
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