[ZedsRedBaby]

All of the above, plus:

1. Anyone who parks a 4x4 next to my beautiful little roadster in the supermarket car park. Does my car look like it's got a periscope?

2. All the wankers that swear at me as I gingerly pull out from behind the aforementioned 4x4. DOES MY CAR LOOK LIKE IT'S GOT A FUCKING PERISCOPE???

[Gillespie]

Originally Posted by ZedsRedBaby

All of the above, plus:

1. Anyone who parks a 4x4 next to my beautiful little roadster in the supermarket car park. Does my car look like it's got a periscope?

2. All the wankers that swear at me as I gingerly pull out from behind the aforementioned 4x4. DOES MY CAR LOOK LIKE IT'S GOT A FUCKING PERISCOPE???

Plus I find with a rag top the wankers that genuinely take a dislike to you because you drive one!

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by ZedsRedBaby

All of the above, plus:

1. Anyone who parks a 4x4 next to my beautiful little roadster in the supermarket car park. Does my car look like it's got a periscope?

2. All the wankers that swear at me as I gingerly pull out from behind the aforementioned 4x4. DOES MY CAR LOOK LIKE IT'S GOT A FUCKING PERISCOPE???

Anyone who parks a little car by my 4x4. Does my car look like it needs to be crowded?

[Wills2]

Originally Posted by BigBanana

Being a passenger when the wife's driving.

She always slows down when approaching an island and looks straight ahead.
Look to the right earlier and see if anything is approaching.

If not, don't fecking slow down!

Don't start on being passenger with the other half....fuck me I refuse to do it sober that's for sure....

It's bad enough when they are in the passenger seat, they're turning, they're turning! The lights are red, the....I know I've got eyes....

[BigBanana]

Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

Anyone who parks a little car by my 4x4. Does my car look like it needs to be crowded?

No. Crushed.

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by BigBanana

No. Crushed.

Good luck with that, unless you drive a F150.

[Gillespie]

People still driving round with tax discs in their windscreen.

[Goneinsixtyseconds]

Someone putting one window down in the back when you’re driving.

[KRS_SN]

other kids playing football on the street-muddy football marks on my car.
my kids messing with my idrive
crap cars parking next to mine
My eyes- Driving close to a velar or RRS with hopes up only to be dashed when no yummy mummy in it.

[Sennen]

Originally Posted by KRS_SN

other kids playing football on the street-muddy football marks on my car.
my kids messing with my idrive
crap cars parking next to mine
My eyes- Driving close to a velar or RRS with hopes up only to be dashed when no yummy mummy in it.

Come round here KRS_SN it is only Yummy Mummys that drive them, if you could call it driving

I saw one this morning and the bodywork had more hits than Elvis!!!

[KRS_SN]

Originally Posted by Sennen

Come round here KRS_SN it is only Yummy Mummys that drive them, if you could call it driving

I saw one this morning and the bodywork had more hits than Elvis!!!

ha...2 observations
state of the alloys inversely proportional to the attractiveness of the person driving the car
Been a passenger in GNER trains as they move from down south to up north the BMI of people stood on the platform goes up and attractiveness goes down

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by Sennen

Come round here KRS_SN it is only Yummy Mummys that drive them, if you could call it driving

I saw one this morning and the bodywork had more hits than Elvis!!!

Large LRs on my school run, you've probably got an 80% hit rate of yummy mummies. The bad news is, if you look into the wrong one, yours truly is grimacing behind the wheel.

[KRS_SN]

Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

Large LRs on my school run, you've probably got an 80% hit rate of yummy mummies. The bad news is, if you look into the wrong one, yours truly is grimacing behind the wheel.

not the 'Discovery' I'd be looking for I'm afraid

[isleaiw1]

The daughter gets her GLE 350d next Friday.... 28 and 2 kids under 5 and got a car that lists at nearly £70k. What us the world coming to....

[agentorange]

Originally Posted by daveface

People who drive at 40 in a 60 .... enter a 30/20 zone and carry on at 40 ....

A habit that never seems to go away. It was alive and well when I passed my test in the late 1970s.

Somebody mentioned the constant on/off the throttle habit. I call it "The Cancun livery driver tap-dance" after close to a week of it there. The one guy in a lightly loaded diesel people carrier got me close to puking. Maybe they do it to avoid getting cramp in their right ankle.

On the subject of constant speed, non-use of cruise control on a quiet stretch of highway on a long trip drives me nuts. When I become dictator the offenders' heads on pikes will line the freeways and motorways of the world like the old Appian Way after a Roman victory.

People who won't use high beams. Yes, really. I've seen a few people like it in the UK, but they are loose in plague numbers over here. They crawl along barely making 50 on a 60-70 marked piece of road in the middle of nowhere with no oncoming traffic for 10-20 minutes at a time. The only time they can find the high beam switch is when you over take to get on with business. Go. Figure.

[agentorange]

Originally Posted by G50

People who can't choose a speed they want to drive at on the motorway and then stay at it.
I Overtake someone with cruise on, constant speed set, next thing they are coming back past you a good 10mph faster than you, only to pull in in front 200m down the road and slow back down again to below your speed! I've had this happen multiple times with the same person on a long motorway journey and really struggle not to either get increasingly angry or floor it to put some space between us.

Oh, we have a similar one over here that drives me nuts. I'm driving on an almost empty Interstate miles out in the desert in the slow lane, cruise set at limit +5. a single car comes up from behind with an obvious 10-15 mph speed advantage, but as it gets closer it slows, sometimes to sit in echelon in the other lane. Others slide up then match speed at a typical US following distance, or tailgating as it's known to those of us who learned to drive in the UK. I call this habit "cuddling", like they are afraid to drive on an empty road with no other cars nearby.

Me? I want to be in the big empty space. Sometimes I carry out the "cutting the knot" maneuver, either slowing by 20 mph fairly abruptly, or taking off with an extra 10-15. (Not advised at night in case it's a cop). Usually, the hint is taken. Stay the fuck away from me.

Not surprisingly, a small convoy of cars coming +10-15 will always just blow by with no hesitation.

[G50]

"Cuddling" i like that! I always seem to get the exact same thing just as I'm approaching a slower vehicle in my lane, with the cuddler blocking me from moving into the next lane. If I have enough space that's where I find kickdown very useful

[xenon]

Originally Posted by agentorange

I'm driving on an almost empty Interstate miles out in the desert in the slow lane, cruise set at limit +5. a single car comes up from behind with an obvious 10-15 mph speed advantage, but as it gets closer it slows, sometimes to sit in echelon in the other lane.

I had that travelling through the Nevada desert between LA and Vegas. That route I'm guessing is well-travelled in holiday time but virtually deserted (no pun intended) when I was making the journey in March. A car came from almost nowhere behind, approaching reasonably quickly, and the just sat there. As a foreigner I didn't know what the fuck was going on and thought I was going to be shot, robbed and buried in the desert. Weird.

[Gillespie]

Bellends driving round the area drifting in the snow in their Mercedes with the roof down making the neighbours upset.

[MashinBenzin]

Originally Posted by Gillespie

Bellends driving round the area drifting in the snow in their Mercedes with the roof down making the neighbours upset.

Every bellend in the country having snow, bar the one with the Disco.

[isleaiw1]

Originally Posted by MashinBenzin

Every bellend in the country having snow, bar the one with the Disco.

Tomorrow, maybe MashinBenzin .... it could be your day.....

Just remember they dont stop or steer much better unless you have winter rubber on...

[isleaiw1]

Originally Posted by Gillespie

Bellends driving round the area in their Mercedes with the roof down

Corrected that for you

I'm only jealous as I cant fold the roof down on my dog wagon!