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      03-06-2010, 12:41 AM   #1
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"Pro" wedding photographer PWND by Judge Joe Brown

Someone posted this up over on Autophotog.com and I thought it was hilarious. Joe Brown seems to know a bit more about photography then the "pro" does.

[u2b]<object width="560" height="340"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/js7RzcdDcMs&hl=en_US&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/js7RzcdDcMs&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="340"></embed></object>[/u2b]

My favorite part was:

Photog: "we also have a 70-300 too"
JJB: "and what speed is that?"
Photog: "I don't know..."



YOU HAVE TO BE KIDDING ME RIGHT? hahaha.
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$2500..wow..
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OH THE NOES!!1!!! Joe Brown knows about photography and equipment! As soon as he said "where is your 28-70?" I knew they were toast.

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Lol....that was great
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HAHA pretty awesome when he knew exactly what to use! but so sad... i have a xti with a 18-55mm... 35 f2.0 on the WAYYYYYY
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JJB: "What f/stop did you use?"
photog: "We used a tripod."

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HAHA pretty awesome when he knew exactly what to use! but so sad... i have a xti with a 18-55mm... 35 f2.0 on the WAYYYYYY
haha yeah but you don't shoot weddings for thousands of dollars and claim to be a pro do you?
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I knew it was done the moment she said "18-55mm". wow....
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haha....18-55mm kit lens and call yourself a pro...that would mean anyone can walk into Walmart/Costco and get a DSLR kit and be a pro photog
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Wow, that was awesome. So cool that the judge knows photography.
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WOW she got pwned!!
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dude she was nice enough to consider payment of at least $300 stupid photogs LOL
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dude she was nice enough to consider payment of at least $300 stupid photogs LOL
seriously.

I mean what a case of some greedy ass bitches who have no business calling them selves photogs... let alone "pros".

I woulda done twice as good of a job as they did and only charged 1/2 the price.
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You know what they say these days. If you own a DSLR, you are a pro photog.
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the judge sure knows his stuff
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Haha, that's too good.
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I knew it was done the moment she said "18-55mm". wow....
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that was so nice to watch oh man
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"where is your 1D, 5D or 7D???" haha
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