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      10-12-2015, 05:11 AM   #1
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My Viagra experience

At the ripe age of 29 I decided to let out the Inner what ever you wanna call it. Anyway, I popped that blue pit bull and 20 mins later I was ready to knock some boots. I call over Sunday she lives close so I'd be ready for her. I won't get into to much, but there was definitely a difference once the rooster cockadooled. It's been a few days since you know. Now hard as a wrench, running for glory, 60 seconds later it was over. what's even more embarrassing is she said her vibrator, that's low on battery would have been a longer date. Moral of the story is if it ain't broke don't fix it. Tonight I lost the fight, but monday is a new day.
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      10-12-2015, 07:43 AM   #2
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haha shit. Sorry bro
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      10-12-2015, 07:53 AM   #3
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Shoulda warmed up before. Plus I hear half a pill is enough for younger guys.
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lol this gave me a good laugh on a monday morning.
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OP, Viagra or Cialis doesn't give you premature ejaculation. I think you were too revved up (pun intended).
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      10-12-2015, 09:21 AM   #6
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thread has potential for comedic gold
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      10-12-2015, 09:52 AM   #7
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lesson of the day ....

so, if there is a next time. do bring extra batteries.
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I'm 49 and still haven't had a pill. If mine isn't working, I know my blood sugar is low and I need a glass of OJ or a soda.
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I'm 49 and still haven't had a pill. If mine isn't working, I know my blood sugar is low and I need a glass of OJ or a soda.
I didn't know there was a correlation between blood sugar and bonerage lol.
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I'm diabetic, insulin dependent. Body is smart enough that if the blood sugar drops, you don't need to be boning away, you need sugar. Conserve what little is left for the big head.
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60seconds?!?! I may need to pop one of these to beat my best time by about 30 seconds
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sorry to hear that bro but gave me a good laugh
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      10-12-2015, 11:13 AM   #13
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lol this gave me a good laugh on a monday morning.
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You should have tried 4.6sec from 0-60mph? Lol
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This thread deserves to go on general OT.
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Sounds like your seals are going bad 😂😂😂😂
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      10-12-2015, 02:48 PM   #17
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This thread deserves to go on general OT.
hell yeah it does

nothing to do with health,fitness,MA or nutrition lol

need female comments, tagging the two attention whores:

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      10-12-2015, 03:11 PM   #18
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Sounds like your seals are going bad 😂😂😂😂
That or a bad rod bearing.....
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Think this thread needs some sex education .
BTW....She knows it !


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She got a big wide mouth 😮😮
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This is very funny... is there any increased rate of premature popping related to Viagra, or is this a one-off?

bimmette is no attention whore.
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