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      01-16-2019, 07:32 PM   #1
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What happened if you're caught with a catless dp?

What happened if you're caught with a catless dp?
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      01-16-2019, 08:06 PM   #2
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If you blew up ur engine and they saw ur catless dp, theyd deny warranty and bill u 20k+

thats what happens if ure caught
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      01-16-2019, 08:59 PM   #3
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You also get reported to the FBI and they take you to jail for minimum 7 years with 2 strikes after you’re released.
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      01-16-2019, 09:24 PM   #4
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Let's just say it's worse than being caught with 100 lbs of cocaine with intent to distribute. You'll want to practice maintaining a very strong grip on a bar of soap for the next 15-20.
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It's usually 20 years unless you cooperate...

A friend of mine is doing 2 life sentences back to back for just unplugging a smog sensor...Poor dude!
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I heard they're sending people found with catless DP's to Guantanamo. Could just be a rumour..
Don't do it bro, not worth the risk.
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Much worse getting caught with a dogless downpipe
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I heard they send you Siberia and make you watch cat memes all day long. EPA is no joke ...I heard many of them are ex DEA agents that were once retired from El Chapo days but now want to nab the real criminals, smelly offenders.
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Much worse getting caught with a dogless downpipe
LMFAOOOO!! This made me laugh way too hard at my desk just now hahaha.
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Wow.
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I heard they're sending people found with catless DP's to Guantanamo. Could just be a rumour..
Don't do it bro, not worth the risk.
Get caught and it's Cockmeat sandwich time..

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Get caught and it's Cockmeat sandwich time..

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A lot harder to get caught when the other guy can't keep up
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Much worse getting caught with a dogless downpipe
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